David Fincher has become one of those directors that has many film fanatics salivating upon every release of his films…and considering he has yet to win an Oscar (he most infamously lost his nod for THE SOCIAL NETWORK to that of Tom Hooper for THE KING’S SPEECH), he has taken up the banner of “most overdue” for an Oscar since Martin Scorsese finally won an Oscar back in 2007.
Fincher, much like another beloved director Quentin Tarantino, has never been a director that I’ve loved. It goes without saying that I certainly have liked or even loved some of his films: SEVEN, ZODIAC, and THE SOCIAL NETWORK are easily his best works and I would say that FIGHT CLUB (which I don’t love nearly as much as most do), PANIC ROOM, and THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATOO are solid efforts.
He is a director that is, without a doubt, a marvel when it comes to the technical aspects. He has also been notorious for working actors to the bone in a similar vein of someone like Stanley Kubrick, my favorite American director. However, I can’t say that any of his films (aside from SOCIAL NETWORK and ZODIAC which were truly fantastic) have driven me to have any kind of passion. There is a certain lack of an emotional core in his work…and that isn’t to say that all the best films have characters or situations you necessarily care about. Look at a movie such as Martin Scorsese’s GOODFELLAS, in which we spend a lot of time around rather vile mobsters and yet we are consistently intrigued by them.
This brings me to MANK, a movie that was a passion project for David Fincher that manages to be two completely different things: perhaps Fincher’s most detailed and technically marvelous work AND one of the more cold and distant efforts of his career.
MANK is based on writer Herman J. Mankiewicz (Gary Oldman) who is most remembered today as being the co-writer of the legendary 1941 film CITIZEN KANE…and the script was written by Fincher’s late father Jack who passed away in 2003. It had been Fincher’s goal to producer his father’s script after he made THE GAME in 1997…but at the time, studios still didn’t have much faith in Fincher nor did they want to produce a film such as this in the manner he wanted to do so: black & white.
Fast forward to 2020: Fincher releases MANK to Netflix after having shot it in 8K resolution and then degraded the film quality to make it match the films that came out during the time in which CITIZEN KANE was filmed.
I almost think that MANK is to CITIZEN KANE just as LA LA LAND was to various movie musicals. Fincher, and his father’s script, try so hard to follow the same format of CITIZEN KANE’s structure and visual aesthetic that after a while, I felt like I kept thinking “Oh, there’s THAT shot”, “Oh, she is delivering that line similarly to Agnes Moorehead”…that kind of thing.
It might be fun to see the old-fashioned fade to black screen cuts of yesteryear but in the end, I am not sure the fact that the film looks rather splendid is enough for me to find much of a reason to care about the story of the drunken man who helped fight to get CITIZEN KANE made.
Acting wise, the ensemble wasn’t bad but I certainly wasn’t blown away by anybody.
It goes without saying that Gary Oldman is one of our finest actors and he certainly does a good job here. I feel like there have been years where he could’ve contended strongly for an Oscar nomination but it is too early to tell in my opinion if he should slip in this year. I know this might be a major nitpick but despite his fantastic skills as an actor, he was far too old to play Mank…especially as there are scenes where we are supposed to believe he is 30 years old. I get that Mank was a drunk but I think it was moments like that made me wonder if maybe they should’ve gone a different route with casting. Still, it was Gary Oldman and he does well with his drunken material, especially in the film’s final third when he has a drunken rant involving writer-turned-politician Upton Sinclair.
One other name getting a lot of attention from this film is Amanda Seyfried, from MEAN GIRLS, MAMMA MIA, and LES MISERABLES; she plays real life actress Marion Davies, who was the partner of William Randolph Hearst, the man in which CITIZEN KANE was inspired by.
Seyfried is, as of this writing, being considered the early frontrunner to win Best Supporting Actress. This movie does show that Seyfried is a skilled actress….and she was actually quite good doing dramatic work in the 2017 revival of David Lynch & Mark Frost’s TWIN PEAKS…and I would say that she does a good job with what she is given. The only thing is I am not sure I whether or not I agree this is a performance that warrants an Oscar. I could see her, perhaps, being nomination worthy but nothing about her performance made me think “Oscar!”. Then again, if Laura Dern can win an Oscar for her performance in MARRIAGE STORY then anything is possible.
The one person I actually left the movie thinking about the most was Lily Collins, who plays Mank’s secretary Rita. Her presence is poised and she gives off a no-nonsense vibe which made me look forward to any time she appeared…and for some reason, I really bought into her as being a person of this time more than anyone else. I am still not sure if I would call her “Oscar nomination worthy” yet but I might be inclined to call her the MVP of the cast beyond the solid work that Oldman was able to achieve with the text/direction he was given.
So, in terms of awards, would I nominate MANK for any Oscars?
I think the technical accomplishments deserve to be acknowledged:
Cinematography, Production Design, perhaps Costumes and Sound and maybe Score.
I also feel like Oldman, Collins, and Seyfried have the potential to be worthy nominees but I am not sold on this quite yet.
There has been a lot of buzz this year in the film buff universe regarding Fincher’s overdue status at the Oscars and that this film could be the one to finally net him the win.
I am very torn on this. On one hand, yes, Fincher is at his most glossy and stylized here and it was quite the marvel to behold but he is also trying hard to emulate the spirit of the Orson Welles aesthetic while also harboring a script that could be hard to follow and one that had me left wondering what was so pressing about this story getting told aside from the fact that revolved around two things: the making of what is often considered the greatest American film of all time AND a film director wanting to make his late father’s script.
To paraphrase the words of Orson Welles: “And that, my dear readers, is Hollywood”.
RATING (out of 5 stars)
***1/2 (B)
(The technical aspects and solid ensemble helped boost the rating…otherwise I may have given this a lesser one)
I feel confident in saying that we are currently living through the Golden Age of Television. It is possible that we will see a continued streak in this title for many years or, perhaps, decades to come. You could argue that streaming services are going to cause a lot of issues for films (especially in the current pandemic climate) but at the same time, streaming services due to help films and TV shows find a broader audience even years after the show may have went off the air. It also must be said that due to so many channels and services, it is nearly impossible to keep up with some of the shows as they premiere…but one thing is true, the prospects for what can be done for a TV show now have certainly taken off.
There is a reason that most of the network shows (i.e. ABC, CBS, NBC) are getting snubbed at the big award shows year after year: most of them lack bite or spark or originality. Some have broken through with nominations (THE GOOD PLACE or THIS IS US) but people have been turning to Amazon, AMC, FX, Hulu, HBO, Netflix, and Showtime for their shows and the content has been more than exceptional.
That isn’t to say that there weren’t any older shows that were great, or that a network show could surprise all of us in the near future, but when thinking about what I feel may be the best experiences I have had watching a TV series (such as being entertained while also being impressed with the writing, acting, directing, production values), a lot of the ones considered actually premiered within the last two decades.
The following list will be 10 of the shows that I truly think were the best that I’ve seen all around. There will also be shows omitted from this list that might even surprise some of you based on how much I discuss them, but I am trying to take several factors into account here.
With that all said, let’s jump in, and usual, I am going to list some honorable mentions first:
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Veep, Buffalo Bill, The West Wing, Cheers, The Office (UK/US), Better Call Saul, Arrested Development, Bojack Horseman, Six Feet Under, Hill Street Blues
#10-THE TWILIGHT ZONE (CBS 1959-1964)
-Not every episode of The Twilight Zone is a gem…you can say that about almost any show though. The simple truth about this particular anthology series was that when Rod Serling (or the occasional guest writer, particularly Richard Matheson) nailed on a topic, it would be vibrant and chilling. For me, New Years Eve was never really about celebrating a New Year growing up…it was about The Twilight Zone marathon that would air for 24 hours on SCI-FI (now called SyFy).
I can’t deny some of the episodes don’t hold up and some resort to almost melodramatic tendencies, but the content/writing feel remarkably vital and fresh or even modern by today’s standards for a show that just recently celebrated its 60th anniversary. Very few shows have also managed to become such an indelible part of pop culture as The Twilight Zone; so much so that I remember hearing the theme song featured on other mediums before even knowing where it came from. Futurama did a frequent bit parodying one of the series’ intros by calling it The Scary Door; sitcoms and sketch shows would do sketches based around Rod Serling’s verbose intros/outros…it goes on and on.
Certain episodes that stand out for me would be: Time Enough at Last, Twenty-Two, The Monsters are Due on Maple Street, Walking Distance, Nightmare at 20,000 Feet, It’s a Good Life, The Hitchhiker, Eye of the Beholder, Living Doll, Long Distance Call, Little Girl Lost, and The After Hours.
#9-ALL IN THE FAMILY (CBS 1971-1979)
-As a kid approaching pre-teen years, I think I took more joy in watching old shows on NICK-AT-NITE rather than on NICKELODEON itself (I am still of that group that felt Nick began to fall apart around the time Spongebob premiered). Around this time, ALL IN THE FAMILY began airing in reruns on NICK-AT-NITE. This was a sitcom but it was unlike any other sitcom I had really seen up to that point. Sure, it had a live studio audience and a typical cast of characters similar to most formulaic sitcoms but it felt brash and bold and unrelenting.
Archie Bunker, the patriarch of the household, was a racist…but somehow, you didn’t hate him. You sort of just viewed him as someone who just didn’t understand the world and that deep down, he was somehow a good person. Why do you know that? Because his wife Edith loved him. These two, played by Carroll O’Connor and Jean Stapleton, are in contention of giving my favorite performances on a sitcom. What they were able to achieve in these two characters created by Normal Lear was nothing short of outstanding.
Knowing full well that this show premiered right as the infamous Rural Purge occurred on CBS (the mass cancellation of shows like GREEN ACRES, THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES, and PETTICOAT JUNCTION), it makes the idea of this show seem all the more radical. Times were definitely changing and by the end of the 60s, it truly did seem like a different world. Movies and TV finally caught up and the content drastically improved.
I won’t list a lot of episodes for this one but I do want to single out that basically any episode that focused on Edith would be high up on my list. One of the best ones to come to mind is Edith’s Crisis of Faith, a Christmas based two-parter in which one of her dearest friends, a cross-dresser that went by the name of Beverly, is killed in a mugging which then causes her to refuse to accept any kind of faith in God. It takes Archie, someone who doesn’t seem that concerned with church, to convince her to go back. While the Beverly storyline may not play as well nowadays, it still feels stark and fresh. All in the Family had many episodes that tapped into this kind of emotional state while also being quite funny.
#8-CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (HBO 2000-Present)
-British filmmaker Mike Leigh always drafts outlines of his films and then strongly encourages his actors to improvise in scenes. Who would’ve thought that Larry David, the showrunner of SEINFELD who was known for being so particular about his scripts that he would correct you if you said “but” instead of “and”, would adopt this approach.
Curb Your Enthusiasm is a marvel of a show because of how much you just enjoy watching this fictional version of Larry David living his life in L.A. (briefly in NYC) and destroying any sense of social grace and decorum.
Each episode is based on an outline that Larry David and other writers map out and, taking a lot from his SEINFELD house style, most of his stories wind up in a twist ending that somehow often combines various bits of story together in an ironic way. These moments, combined with the use of the show’s theme song, have become fairly iconic as a way to express such ironic or uncomfortable moments.
If I had to choose a season that would be my favorite, it would probably be the 4th season in which Mel Brooks, rather surprisingly, comes to Larry and asks him to star on Broadway as a replacement Max Bialystock in the smash hit musical The Producers. Without spoiling it, David’s whole season builds to a moment that is so meta and perfect for the concept at hand.
Even at its weakest, CURB is never exactly boring. It might be a little sluggish but it is amazing how much he can mine out of these people and how talented his co-stars are. It also didn’t hurt that he was willing to shake it up at times by having his real life divorce complement a fake divorce from his TV wife, played by Cheryl Hines.
#7-THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW (HBO 1992-1998)
-While HBO had the amazing Not Necessarily the News back in the 80s that was an early forerunner in the Comedy News programs that are very popular today, I would say HBO’s legend sort of began with THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW, a single-camera show shot in the same vain as stuff like THE OFFICE and…well…most shows are nowadays. Larry Sanders was a smart and inventive show…and it was funny. It wasn’t always laugh out loud funny but it was witty and dry and urbane and completely original for its time. It also could be said it was an early example of cringe TV.
THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW was based around the titular fictional late-night talk show hosted by Sanders, played by the late great genius Garry Shandling (whose previous effort, IT’S GARY SHANDLING’S SHOW, deserves a shout out for how it basically made a mockery of the traditional sitcom format). The cast of characters included Sanders’ meek sidekick Hank (Jeffrey Tambor) and his blustery producer Artie (Rip Torn) and typically various guest stars on a week by week basis considering he was hosting a talk show.
I should point out that HBO’s history with comedy certainly hasn’t been as consistently successful as it has been with drama…so it is a little funny in retrospect to think that a comedy show is what put it on the map…but it deserves to be mentioned often for being such and inventive and groundbreaking show. I feel like it is never mentioned enough…and even though it broke through barriers in the 90s by getting several Emmy nominations year after year, it lost 5 times to FRAISER and once to SEINFELD. You can’t deny that those were two pretty good sitcoms…hell, SEINFELD may be the most iconic sitcom ever…but it seems sad that a show like LARRY SANDERS doesn’t often get its fair shake.
#6-FLEABAG (BBC/Amazon 2016-2019)
-I came across FLEABAG‘s first season not long after it originally premiered. At that point, it seemed like no one was talking about it but the reviews seemed immensely positive and I do love basically anything that is British so I gave it a go.
FLEABAG is easily my favorite comedy series in recent years. It falls under cringe comedy, cynical comedy, and even flight-of-fancy at times. Phoebe Waller-Bridge, genius that she is, based this around her one-woman show (which is also fantastic and even more bold) involving a single thirtysomething woman who owns a small struggling cafe and is essentially the millennial who feels lost and isn’t sure what she wants out of life.
I almost don’t even want to talk about the show at all. I feel like it just needs to be seen…and it is an easy watch because it’s only two seasons (and she isn’t planning on bringing it back any time soon…she said perhaps once she is a lot older) and 12 episodes altogether.
Plus, she has a great bunch of supporting players around her including Sian Clifford who is delightful as her uppity and neurotic older sister Claire, the divine Olivia Colman as their snippy godmother turned stepmother, and in the second season we get Andrew Scott as a priest that crosses paths with Fleabag…and the results make for a truly brilliant stretch of episodes.
Just…go watch it. I am not a binge watcher by nature but I sped through season 2 in a day…and I think season 1 was split over two days.
#5-THE SOPRANOS (HBO 1999-2007)
–If LARRY SANDERS helped put HBO more on the map, I feel like THE SOPRANOS solidified it as a true power player.
We now live in the age of the anti-hero where the line between protagonist and antagonist isn’t always abundantly clear…and I think that often makes any form of entertainment much more interesting as you never really know how to feel about or expect from those kinds of characters.
Tony Soprano as a mobster in therapy is certainly a concept that might seem a little iffy at first glance, but it made for an interesting dynamic right off the bat. The show does realize it can’t sustain it as much so it does feel like they fade Lorraine Bracco’s Dr. Melfi into the background post season 4.
Much like THE GODFATHER is considered the pinnacle of mob movies, I think THE SOPRANOS would easily be considered the TV equivalent. Truly strong writing, directing, and acting. The late James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano and Edie Falco as his suffering (but strong) wife Carmela make for a truly dynamic duo.
I think the show was definitely at its best in its first 4 seasons, and I particularly loved the dynamic between Tony and his rather acerbic mother Livia (played by the truly amazing Nancy Marchand who passed away between its second and third season)…but I must say that its infamous series finale certainly made for a lot of discussion and theory making as to what the “cut to black” meant. I loved it then and I love it still today.
#4-TWIN PEAKS/TP: The Return (ABC 1990-1991/Showtime 2017)
-Ranking this 4th almost feels like a betrayal. TWIN PEAKS could very well be the most influential piece of entertainment I’ve ever encountered…and despite how brilliant it was, it also does suffer more than it succeeded.
TWIN PEAKS, as most of you know, was co-created by famed surrealist director David Lynch along with TV writer Mark Frost. Both of them always stated that the show as to strictly be about the resident of Twin Peaks and that the show’s pilot, which introduced the murder of recently crowned Homecoming Queen Laura Palmer, would use that as a McGuffin of sorts to ease viewers into the town.
Here’s the problem with that: we all love a good mystery but sometimes, we just want the mystery to finally be solved. By the end of the show’s first season, viewers were livid that her killer wasn’t revealed. Don’t believe me? Watch this clip from an ABC news broadcast featuring Diane Sawyer and Sam Donaldson that goes into the drama of how fans reacted to getting no answer:
This caused ABC to freak out and they insisted Lynch and Frost reveal who the killer was ASAP (and I will not reveal who the killer was)…and they did by the 2nd season’s 7th episode. The reveal of the killer actually helped prop up another mystery in a sense, not to mention made network executives even more uncomfortable so with that all in place, Lynch then left the show because he was too upset at how the network killed the show.
Did the show really have to be killed? I mentioned before that Lynch and Frost had intended the show to be about the town but it was obvious that the show was primarily thriving strictly based on the investigation and mystery surrounding “Who Killed Laura Palmer?”. Once the show reverted to its other storylines, people began tuning out in droves and without Lynch in particular to guide the ship, guest directors and other writers tried doing their work in the way they felt best resembled Lynch which just meant most things came off as a cheap or pretentious imitation.
Lynch did come back to right the ship at the end of the second season with a season finale that was one of, if not THE, best episodes of the series…and then ABC promptly cancelled it even though it ended with a many crazy cliffhangers.
I could go on and on about this series…and frankly I should write a whole post about it so I can go on more at length, but my main point here is that whenever Lynch was directly involved in writing or directing the episodes, the results were brilliant and innovative. Otherwise, they ranged from very good (seldom) to rather dull or ridiculous.
Lynch and Frost returned strong with Showtime’s reboot TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN in which they were able to achieve something that was both not what we asked for but also what we ended up needing and didn’t deserve to get.
#3-THE WIRE (HBO 2002-2008)
-The industry may seem to have a bone to pick with David Simon and his colleagues considering they never seem to get any kind of awards attention, but hey, they have the legend behind them…and considering what else was getting awards attention throughout its run, I think its safe to say THE WIRE will live on while JOAN OF ARCADIA and BOSTON LEGAL will mostly just live on in modest streaming viewership.
David Simon served as a reporter for the Baltimore Sun from 1982-1995…and developed a strong connection to his community which led him to begin writing based around what he knew. After writing for NBC’s cop show Homicide: Life on the Street, he then wrote the largely forgotten but wonderful HBO miniseries The Corner, which feels a lot like a forerunner to The Wire as it is set on a rough street in Baltimore involving a poor black family in which the patriarch is a drug addict. It was the only time Simon was honored with an actual Emmy win for his work.
THE WIRE aired for 5 seasons and each season took a primary focus on a specific issue:
Season 1-The War on Drugs
Season 2-Unions
Season 3-Politics
Season 4-The Education System
Season 5-Media
I feel like THE WIRE is another show that deserves its own lengthy essay because it is so rich with stellar writing, important concepts, and acting that was among the best ever seen on television because it felt so real. In many ways, it was like watching a true documentary at times.
I do want to single out what I consider to be the best season: which would be the 4th.
Despite the season by season focus, each set of characters still remains featured as the series progresses though to varying degrees of screentime (with the exception of season 2 which seems to disappear from existence until the very end…plus Dominic West’s character of McNulty is seen less as by this point, the actor really missed his family in England and wanted to go back more regularly)…and in Season 4, we get re-introduced the disgraced cop Roland Pryzbylewski, who was considered incompetent and rash, but has actually found himself by working as a teacher at a middle school in which attendance is low and funding is down.
His response to the students and watching their lives in relation to the kind of crime we’ve seen them be apart of on the streets in previous is nothing short of heartbreaking and infuriating…though still unbelievably captivating.
#2-THE SIMPSONS (FOX 1989-Present)
-I was a year old when The Simpsons premiered….and its 32nd season just premiered (as of this writing) a little over a week ago. When most people think of The Simpsons nowadays it is usually one of the following: “I can’t believe that show is still on” or “It stopped being funny 20 years ago!”
Has The Simpsons stopped being funny? I don’t know if I would go that far. I will say that the quality has dipped dramatically to the point where the truly well done episodes are few and far between. The only real things it has going for it now are that they still have its amazing voiceover actors and that it is still better than Family Guy.
The Simpsons started showing signs of becoming erratic in Season 9 (the infamous episode The Principal and the Pauper being the most infamous example more for its story rather than the script itself) and then descended more with seasons 11 and 12 feeling surprisingly weak at times. The show did rebound some once Al Jean came back for season 13 and it maintained a steady quality for several years until crashing more so beginning with season 20.
So, this leaves me with The Simpsons Seasons 1-8…a stretch of seasons that are brilliant, hilarious, innovative, iconic, and classic…and the majority of them still hold up remarkably well today. On a basic level, the pop culture references feel more timeless in these episodes whereas today, they rely too much on pop culture for references as they’ve mined as much as they probably could from these characters.
When The Simpsons premiered, it was seen as “counter-culture” at time when we were coming off 8 years of the Reagan Administration and approaching the one-term of Bush Sr. In fact, it was Bush Sr. that once made the infamous comment that he felt American families should be “a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons”.
The remarkable thing about the show was how seamlessly it managed to blend satire, cynicism, quirkiness, and sentimentality…and as for the latter, due to the other tones the show brilliantly kept, the sentiments always felt earned and amazingly heartfelt.
It is also amazing how much the show has been able to tap into the psyche of how we are as a society. Upon a recent rewatch, I was amazed at how the show was able to speak to something that seemed crazy to me decades ago but seems more relevant now than it did in 1997.
I once did a post about my top 10 favorite Simpsons episodes. I don’t know if it would be the same if I made it today but here is a sampling of what I consider to be THE BEST OF THE SIMPSONS:
Last Exit to Springfield, Marge vs. The Monorail, Lisa’s Substitute, A Streetcar Named Marge, Bart Sells His Soul, Lemon of Troy, Cape Feare, Summer of 4ft 2, Homer’s Enemy, and A Star is Burns.
#1-BREAKING BAD (AMC 2008-2014)
-Actors can impress you. Actors can go far beyond whatever you might have expected of them. Who knows what might be hiding inside someone like Pauly Shore?
Okay, let’s not discuss Pauly Shore more than that, but when you look at someone like Bryan Cranston, most people remembered him as either Dr. Tim Whatley on SEINFELD or for his truly hilarious portrayal as the bizarre dad Hal on MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE. It was obvious Cranston was talented, but he could do more than comedy. We see it all the time: The Comedic Actor Who Jumps to Dramas (Tom Hanks, Jim Carrey, and more recently Adam Sandler)…but I don’t think anyone was quite prepared for Bryan Cranston as Walter White.
The creator of Breaking Bad, Vince Gilligan, had been a writer on The X-Files and had written an episode involving an anti-Semite who takes Mulder hostage. Cranston was cast as this character and Gilligan expressed that he was quite amazed at how well Cranston was able to play someone that was loathsome but somehow give him a sympathetic edge. Tying into this, Gilligan was curious to take the anti-hero concept a little further by having a lead character begin as a protagonist and turning him into the antagonist. The pitch? Turn Mr. Chips into Scarface.
Cranston’s Walter White is a very meek high school Chemistry teacher who ends up getting diagnosed with a rare form of Lung Cancer and he is essentially told his death will be inevitable. As a means to provide for his family, a chance encounter with a former slacker student of his named Jesse (Aaron Paul) leads him into the world of drugs. While Walter doesn’t partake, his chemistry skills make him a master at making primo meth.
Thus begins the journey of Walter and Jesse, an odd couple both tragic and hilarious and infuriating. Cranston and Paul are magnificent together and might very well be my favorite duo ever on a TV series…and if not, they are certainly in the top 3.
BREAKING BAD premiered on AMC not long after MAD MEN which took off as an awards darling right off the bat. This isn’t to say BREAKING BAD didn’t get attention, because Cranston did win his first Emmy for the show’s first season. However, with today’s standards, the show’s audience grew and by the final season, it was hugely popular and built up buzz just as it was starting to leave the airwaves (much like SCHITT’S CREEK recently).
I do feel like MAD MEN had nearly instant admiration but BREAKING BAD seems to have the legend behind it…and I can’t go any further without mentioning the supporting cast.
Anna Gunn as Skylar White seems to be one of the most infamous characters in recent memory. People seemed to LOATHE her in the same way many people grew to hate January Jones’ Betty Draper on MAD MEN. Early on. you do sort of prickle up at Skylar’s cold attitude but by the end, I feel like she just accepts what Walter has gotten into and decides she wants to be sure it goes smoothly…and Gunn is magnificent.
Jonathan Banks as Mike. Talk about a cool son-of-a-bitch. Mike has got to be one of the coolest badass characters ever devised. He is no-nonsense, tough, dry, and yet has a heart the size of Kansas. I still think how he takes a protective approach to Jesse is incredibly touching.
Bob Odenkirk as “Saul Goodman”. When he first came onto the scene in season 2, he provided the show with much needed comic relief. Sure, certain scenes may have been humorous before but Saul was an irreverent beast…and I love that Better Call Saul now exists because Odenkirk (and Banks) both deserve the exposure for their amazing work.
Giancarlo Esposito as Gus Fring. This guy was always a source of jubilance and charisma in everything he performed…and with Fring, he becomes a soul-less, menacing, calculating, and cold creature. When a man threatens to kill an infant, you pretty much know he means business….sadistic, evil business.
Before I ramble on any further, I do want to talk about how well that Breaking Bad builds up to its climax. The final two seasons are easily the best seasons of TV I have ever seen, and it is primarily that reason that I have the show as #1. I also want to give a shout out to one particular episode…and it won’t be anything new to hear, but so be it:
Ozymandias isn’t just the greatest episode of BREAKNG BAD, it is my current choice for the single greatest episode of TV I’ve seen. It’s not an easy claim to make because of how hyperbolic it is but I think the entire show builds up to that episode and then the final two are something of an immensely strong epilogue.
Cranston went from being a goofy irreverent sitcom dad to a four-time Emmy winning, two-time Tony winning, and Oscar nominated actor who wowed the world and had other actors, like Sir Anthony Hopkins, calling him to tell him that his work was the best he had ever seen.
You never know what an actor may be capable of…and we should also all bow down to Vince Gilligan.
Lastly, a special shout-out to my sister Rachel who is quite possibly the biggest super fan of that show out there…so much so that one year, her family Christmas card was inspired by the show.
With her persistence, I finally watched and finished the show as I, admittedly, wasn’t really responding to the show during its first season. I did finally make it to season 2 and that was when my admiration kept building. So thank you, Rachel!
IN CONCLUSION:
I feel okay with my list. I certainly don’t want to go on for hours about 20-30 shows and I feel like I was able to narrow down a list to shows that I respect, admire, and am entertained by. I think I’ve said enough for now so I will leave it at that. Coming up next (hopefully): FAVORITE FILM DIRECTORS
There was something truly exciting and joyous about watching SCHITT’S CREEK sweep the Emmys this past Sunday. Some might argue that a couple of its wins were a little bit much (I still don’t know if I would’ve given it Directing, for example)…but I can’t deny that watching such a small Canadian series swoop in during its final year and do a historic unprecedented sweep was quite the sight.
SCHITT’S CREEK was up for all of the major categories it could’ve been on Emmy might: Series, Directing, Writing, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor, and Supporting Actress…and it won all seven of them. It also won two Creative Arts Emmys a couple of nights prior for Casting and Contemporary Costumes. With those nine wins, it beat the record previously held by THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL for the past two years (8 wins) as the most honored Comedy show in a single year in Emmys history.
What makes this sweep even more bittersweet is that Emmys essentially ignored this show right up until the very end.
I can still remember when I first heard of SCHITT’S CREEK. I was waiting in my old train station in Astoria, Queens about to head into work when I saw an advertisement on the platform. The title certainly got my attention but seeing Eugene Levy and especially Catherine O’Hara’s involvement made me very excited being a fan of both of their work from SCTV and the Christopher Guest movies, to name a couple of examples.
At first, the show struggled in the ratings. This was primarily due to the fact that SCHITT’S CREEK was picked up in the states by a fledgling cable network called Pop TV, which I had never heard of at that point nor have I heard anything about any other show to have aired on the network since.
It took NETFLIX acquiring the show in 2017 to really let it find its audience…and due to the fact that I didn’t have cable (and still don’t have cable), I didn’t get to see the show either until it was placed on NETFLIX. I had managed to see a few episodes of the first season but was actually surprisingly mixed on it at first. It wasn’t until the second season that I started to get more invested.
Much like NETFLIX gets commented on for helping bring a stronger fan base to perhaps the greatest show in the history of television (BREAKING BAD), this certainly helped SCHITT’S CREEK. However, the show received zero Emmy nominations for its first four seasons…and a lot of people think the 4th season was the show at its true peak (I honestly don’t know how I feel about that…I am still at a point where I thought the show was just truly consistent up to the end). It wasn’t until the show’s penultimate season, its 5th which the show barely creeped into the Emmys with nominations for Series, Catherine O’Hara, Eugene Levy, and Costumes…but it lost the first two bids to FLEABAG (another foreign show, from the UK, which built up goodwill quickly thanks to Amazon and which the Emmys showered praise upon it knowing that it was its final season) and Levy lost to Bill Hader from BARRY. Honestly, it was a tough race…and I truly think the FLEABAG and BARRY wins were deserved.
Then, SCHITT’S CREEK came in for its final season this year and got a very solid 15 nominations…and won nearly half of them. It even lost one of its nominations to itself (in Writing).
So yes…I feel very happy about this sweep. I think it also swept due to the fact that it had been so ignored prior that a lot of voters may have felt compelled to give it a lot since they would never have another chance (although this kind of mentality didn’t help another show nominated that also departed this year: THE GOOD PLACE, which won zero major awards during its 4 year run).
The Emmys have always been a rather irreverent award show. For many years, a lot of people bemoaned them for two major reasons: their voting system and their penchant for rewarding the same shows and actors over and over again.
A lot of this goes back to the 90s when they gave FRASIER the Emmy for Best Comedy Series FIVE YEARS IN A ROW. This was at a time when its biggest competitors were the highly inventive THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW (which had been on HBO at a time when it seemed like a big deal for a show on that network to even be nominated…my how times have changed!) and another little show called SEINFELD. Also, this was at a time when THE SIMPSONS was at the peak of its genius and yet The Emmys ignored it when its staff chose to submit if for Best Comedy Series instead of Animated Series.
In more recent years, the Emmys developed a strong attachment to MODERN FAMILY, which pulled off the same feat as FRASIER by winning Best Comedy Series for its first five seasons…despite battling such strong contenders as VEEP, THE OFFICE, PARKS & RECREATION, and 30 ROCK.
In terms of actors, they latched onto FRAISER stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce, giving them 4 wins apiece…but they aren’t the only actors that the Emmys seemed to have a penchant for rewarding multiple times.
In the 80s and 90s alone, the Emmys gave as many as 4 or 5 Emmys to the following:
John Larroquette for NIGHT COURT (after his 4th win, he felt like it wasn’t fair so he insisted he be removed from competition after that).
Candace Bergen for MURPHY BROWN (after her FIFTH win, she followed the same path as John Larroquette)
Helen Hunt for MAD ABOUT YOU (for the final four seasons of her show, she won on each nomination…including beating out two contenders that many fans and critics felt were more deserving at the time, Ellen DeGeneres and Calista Flockhart)
Brad Garrett and Doris Roberts for EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND (each won 4 Emmys…and I can still remember the tinge of annoyance I felt when Brad Garrett beat out costar Peter Boyle, who never won, for their final nominations for the show).
Tony Shalhoub for MONK (while he only won three, I feel like he managed to beat out some very formidable contenders who would go on to never win for their work. One such person was Steve Carell for the truly iconic Michael Scott on THE OFFICE)
Allison Janney for THE WEST WING (in her case, she managed to win twice in Supporting Actress and then twice in Leading…and I still recall the internet being upset when she pulled off that fourth win)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus for VEEP (this one is particularly a mixed bag because she managed to win a whopping SIX Emmys for the same role…a record. On one hand, it seems a bit excessive because she managed to win over extremely worthy candidates who never got to take an Emmy for their great work…such as Amy Poehler for PARKS & RECREATION. However, in this case, I feel like JLD was truly masterful as Salina Meyer so it somehow doesn’t feel as scandalous).
One comment I hear some people say about the Emmys (that truly know the process) are that if they have the work to back it up, they deserve the award no matter how many times they may have won.
The Emmys have a particularly tough road when compared to such award show voting bodies. While Oscar voters have to watch maybe upwards of a dozen or so nominated films, Emmy voters would have to watch dozens and dozens and dozens of TV shows which might have as little as 8-10 episodes in a season or as many as 18-23 in a season.
How can you expect someone to keep up with that?
This is why the Emmys created what is still referred to by many as “the tape system”.
Around for decades, this system means that either an actor or a show’s producer can submit an episode of their choosing for to be viewed for consideration. This system is actually surprisingly flawed and while there is the whole case of “art is subjective”, there were times where it seemed like favoritism and politics would propel someone to a win even though they didn’t necessarily have the best submission.
You could even argue that someone who may have had a great overall season with plenty of tapes to choose from could lose to someone who had a relatively meh to okay season but had one truly amazing episode that they submitted. One example of this that some people brought up at the time of its occurrence was Edie Falco winning for season 4 of THE SOPRANOS. She submitted that season’s finale, WHITECAPS, in which she was truly magnificent but the season as a whole wasn’t considered as strong as some of her other contenders (I particularly remember people praising Jennifer Garner for ALIAS and Frances Conroy for SIX FEET UNDER).
A lot of it simply comes down to what shows voters may have a stronger affinity for…and while it did take a while for The Emmys to actually reward a show from Cable in the Series’ categories, they did start giving those shows awards in the acting categories…and in the case of THE SOPRANOS, it certainly had a lot goodwill for the likes of Gandolfini and Falco.
You could also argue that a certain sense of class or recognition could help someone in a close race. In 2005, three of the four main DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES were nominated for Best Actress in a Comedy: Marcia Cross, Teri Hatcher, and Felicity Huffman.
(SIDENOTE: The snubbed housewife was Eva Longoria. At the time, creator Marc Cherry commented on this snub and, knowing the system, actually said that he intended to write her more baity scenes in the upcoming second season to rectify this error. In short, it didn’t work…and a lot of Longoria’s baity scenes floundered…as did much of the second season to fans and critics and its Emmy tally dropped and never fully recovered).
At the time, many people were divided on who would win that Emmy. Teri Hatcher was seen as the ambassador of the show and managed to win the Golden Globe and SAG Award prior to the Emmys. While these aren’t necessarily reliable precursors like they can be for the movie side of things, many felt she could pull it off…and then she submitted an episode called “Move On” (which is the episode in which she sings New York, New York in a karaoke bar while lashing out at her ex-husband) instead of “Impossible” which was seen as her season highlight in terms of both comedic and dramatic work.
Her co-stars were in a tougher position:
Marcia Cross was, and still is, the best aspect of that show in many ways. I adored her character of Bree, an uptight conservative housewife battling a family that basically hated her, but the problem with Cross in that first season was that she didn’t exactly have an episode that I felt truly showcased her for an Emmy tape. It truly benefitted by watching her work for the full season.
Felicity Huffman had one episode entitled “Guilty” in which she hits a breaking point in dealing with her wild children and it leads to her crying in the park talking to her friends. It’s truly a wonderful episode for her…though not in the least bit comedic. In the end, she didn’t submit it…she actually submitted the pilot episode in which she didn’t have the strongest presence.
In fact, some of the award prognosticators at the time thought the all three tapes from the DH ladies benefitted Marcia Cross…though Felicity Huffman ended up pulling it off.
Many were floored by Huffman’s win because if you truly base it on the tapes, she didn’t deserve it but some argued she came across as looking very good in Hatcher’s tape and especially in Cross’ tape.
Due to the massive success of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES that first season, one could suspect that voters saw Huffman’s work in full (or at least the episode “Guilty”, which was the highest rated episode of that season due to big promotion that a character would be killed off)…but Huffman did have a pedigree about her that the other two didn’t. Huffman had been around in more respected circles doing theatre (particularly Mamet) and was known as being married to respected actor William H. Macy plus she was the star of the short-lived but wonderful Aaron Sorkin show SPORTS NIGHT…and that same year, she was garnering Oscar buzz for her work as Transgender woman in TRANSAMERICA, which did turn into an Oscar nomination.
The Oscar buzz angle definitely helps…and I think it helped the likes of Melissa McCarthy winning for MIKE & MOLLY the year she was getting buzz for BRIDESMAIDS and also Regina King winning for SEVEN SECONDS in what was considered an upset over Laura Dern’s work in THE TALE because she had IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK coming out…which would actually win her the Oscar.
The Emmys system can certainly cause a lot of political decisions…and I think it can also lead to rather questionable nominations. It also doesn’t help when networks campaign too hard for something.
One of the most bizarre (and most revealing) incidents at the Emmys in terms of Emmy nominations occurred in 2006.
HBO had a TV movie called MRS. HARRIS starring Annette Bening and Ben Kingsley as Jean Harris and Herman Tarnower, the murderer and victim in the highly publicized Scarsdale Diet murder. When the movie was released on HBO, the credits showed Bening and Kinglsey first but then showed the rest of the cast in alphabetical order.
This made the third name shown in the credits as Ellen Burstyn. It goes without saying that Burstyn is a truly legendary actress and has the performances (and awards) to back that up. HBO included her name on submissions list for a Supporting Actress nomination and she ended up getting a nomination.
Here’s the problem though:
Her performance was a cameo. Not only was it a cameo, it lasted 14 seconds.
That’s right.
Ellen Burstyn got nominated for an Emmy for a performance in which she was onscreen for 14 seconds and had two lines. I haven’t even watched this TV movie in over a decade and I can still basically recite her lines:
“I had my own money so he was more relaxed with me…but I don’t think it can be said that Herman was relaxed with any woman”.
AND:
“His favorite piece of music was the film score to CLEOPATRA”.
That’s it.
Was she bad? Obviously not…but it was just two lines while talking in an accent. She probably did the part primarily as a favor plus she had played Jean Harris in another TV movie years before.
What this nomination truly proved was how lazy and problematic the Emmy voting system was and it did lead to a new rule where a performer had to be onscreen for a certain percentage of time…(I should look the rule but I’ve already been rambling for a bit now. I believe the rule was that they should be onscreen for roughly 5-7 minutes at least in their film/series).
I also mentioned political factors earlier and while I agree that politics are important when DISCUSSING POLITICS, I am not sure you should choose who you are voting for based on the simple fact of who they are playing.
In 2017, both Kate McKinnon and Alec Baldwin won Emmys for SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE in the Supporting categories.
(SIDENOTE: The fact that SNL performers can actually be nominated in the Comedy Series category when they are technically a Variety Show is a bit unfair to people on actual comedy shows.)
Someone like Alec Baldwin winning may not seem surprising as he IS quite talented and he is an Emmy favorite and his portrayal of Donald Trump was very well received…the problem is that he still mostly just appeared in an episode for a few minutes and then would leave. It sort of defeats the whole purpose of “the tape system” even though that system in and of itself is flawed. Plus, you can’t deny that some of those voters just wanted to vote for Baldwin to spite Trump. Don’t get me wrong, Trump deserves every ounce of criticism and vitriol spewed at him but I feel like voting in such a way also costs a very talented performer an Emmy (i.e. Titus Burgess for UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT)
Then you have Kate McKinnon, who has actually won TWICE in her category. Here is the deal with her: she’s fantastic. I cannot begrudge her having two Emmys but I do feel like her 2nd win was riding off the coattails of her portrayal of Hillary Rodham Clinton. In fact, her submission episode was the one hosted by Dave Chappelle…the episode right after Clinton lost to Trump. In it, McKinnon opened the show as Clinton playing the piano and singing a mostly somber rendition of Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah. Truthfully, it is a lovely moment and it served also as a tribute to Cohen who happened to pass away that week…AND it served as a fitting message on Clinton’s election loss.
However, I feel like the entire buzz of that election propelled her to the win. That year, she was up against Judith Light for TRANSPARENT. She submitted the season 3 finale “Exciting & New” in which the family goes on a cruise and much to their surprise, she manages to put on a one-woman show in which she airs out a lot of repressed emotions. The season had been glorious for her (and her nominated co-star Kathryn Hahn) as we learn more about her past dealing with her husband’s desire to transition to being a female and, perhaps even more revealing, how she was sexually abused as a child by a teacher. All of this hits breaking point in her episode…and when I first saw, I knew it was one of my favorite performances on an episode of every TV show I’ve seen.
And yet, she lost. Art may be subjective but I just don’t see how someone could watch that episode and think “I feel bad about Clinton. I am voting for McKinnon!”
Even this year at the Emmys, Brad Pitt got nominated for Best Guest Actor in a Comedy Series for his brief opening bit on SNL (that he did over ZOOM no less) in which he played Dr. Anthony Fauci. It was an okay bit…not particularly that funny. In fact, a lot of the political humor on that show has been dying down in my opinion, and it’ll be curious to see how they fare this fall.
So you want to hear how political it can get? This is about as clear as it can be.
The Hollywood Reporter released anonymous Emmy ballots from voters who had been interviewed. It is a common practice that has done with the Oscars for years. One such vote was quoted as such:
“This was very much a political statement. I talked all of my friends into voting for him too. Trump will be pissed to see Pitt win for playing Fauci.“
I get it. We want to troll Trump. He’s horrible and I loathe him more than I can possibly say…however this is about voting for the best person. I simply don’t see any reason to consider Pitt the best in that category. He did end up losing to the much more deserving Eddie Murphy.
CONCLUSION:
I had originally intended to write about just SCHITT’S CREEK but it got me thinking about the history of the Emmys and how many bizarre incidents have occurred and also their penchant for having a hard time to break out of the box. I do feel that for the most part, they’ve gotten better about spreading the wealth (though the attachment still happens with stuff like MODERN FAMILY and JLD winning for VEEP six time).
Award shows are, at their basic core, not important. In the end, they are essentially political and popularity contests…and yet, I still find myself watching them and critiquing their choices. A lot of the time, I get more excited when series or performers get an award and it leads to a boost in their profile. While SCHITT’S CREEK may have ended, it is nice to see them get to go out with a passionate embrace. Long-time working character actors Margo Martindale (“CHARACTER ACTRESS MARGO MARTINDALE!!!”….BOJACK HORSEMAN anyone?) and Ann Dowd winning Emmys for such fantastic TV work and them being so moved upon winning makes you feel happy because you like that they finally get recognition.
This even goes for other award shows. People that know me or read my social media posts or this blog know how much I was worshipping and praising PARASITE and how thrilled I was when it won the Oscar. A movie like PARASITE benefitted much more from that exposure than say something like 1917 or ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD. Plus, all of the industry awards before it seemed to favor those two films to PARASITE which made the Oscars embrace of it all the more delicious (though them ignoring its actors primarily due to lack of recognition was unforgivable).
Award shows are certainly a complex beast. In the end, what stands the test of time will do so…but there are those moments where a certain actor or film or series wins and you can’t help but be thrilled for the people involved.
SCHITT’S CREEK sweeping was definitely one of those times.
Oh yes…2019. This was a year most of us didn’t care for and we kept looking to 2020 to give us a renewed sense of hope.
So much for that.
So yes…the United States of America is currently a cesspool overrun by despicable people and many people still seem to love these despicable people.
I will just sit that aside before I get more angry and frustrated than I already am and slide back into the talk of movies. Things are going to be interesting this year with COVID-19 still rearing its head and leaving most theatres closed or having many movies strictly be released on streaming platforms. We are at that point where any movie that will be an awards contender will be coming out soon whether it be on Netflix or at film festivals.
It will be interesting to see if the slate of films 2020 can provide will even match up to 2019, which I found to be a very strong year for film. 2018 had released some great selections but you wouldn’t have even be able to tell it based on most of the movies that got a lot of awards attention. 2019’s Award contenders were A LOT better but pretty much all of the nominees (aside from one very notable exception) would’ve made my top 11-20 as opposed to my top 10…and yet they were all mainly very good films.
After having caught up on a few missing selections in the last few months, I have decided to finally post my list of my top 10 favorite films of last year. Yes, for those who know me, you probably already know what my #1 is going to be.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
BOOKSMART, THE PEANUT BUTTER FALCON, DOLEMITE IS MY NAME, FORD V.S. FERRARI, MARRIAGE STORY, HONEY BOY, THE IRISHMAN, THE SOUVENIR, and LITTLE WOMEN.
#10-MIDSOMMAR (Directed by Ari Aster)
-After an absolutely remarkable debut in 2018 with the brutal horror film HEREDITARY, Ari Aster brought this rather disturbing entry that was a nod to the original WICKER MAN with a dose of emotional turmoil for good measure.
2019 was quite the banner year for young British actress Florence Pugh who gave us not only a scene-stealing Supporting performance as Amy in Greta Gerwig’s take on LITTLE WOMEN but with her work as Dani in MIDSOMMAR, she gave us a darker, brutal, drained, and emotional performance.
Pugh’s Dani is left in turmoil after her sister succeeds in killing herself and their parents via Carbon Monoxide poisoning. This emotional anguish is already adding stress to the troubled relationship with her boyfriend Christian…who had planned a secret trip with his friends to the ancestral commune of his Swedish friend Pelle called the Harga. After discovering the trip, he begrudgingly invites her even though he intended to break up with her right before leaving.
Not surprisingly, this idyllic commune turns out to be a cult that seeks to purge itself of any evil by sacrificing humans.
MIDSOMMAR is one of those movies that is going to polarize people, but even in the last year or so since it was released, it has already developed a more respected reputation.
I will actually be a tad surprised if it isn’t looked back on as a horror classic in a decade or so.
#9-THE LAST BLACK MAN IN SAN FRANCISCO (Directed by Joe Talbot)
SYNOPSIS: Jimmie Fails is a young Black man seeking to reclaim his childhood home, a now-expensive Victorian house in a gentrified neighborhood of San Francisco.
-Gentrification is a word that is highly problematic. In some ways, people like the possibilities of what it can provide…but it is also, at its core, a racist and harsh process that is another example of capitalist greed.
With all of the horrors going on in this country currently, a movie like THE LAST BLACK MAN IN SAN FRANCISCO packs an extra punch.
When it was released in June 2019 (exactly one year before the peak of the BLACK LIVES MATTER protests that began to surge in the wake of the murder of George Floyd), this little gem of a film was mostly overlooked by the general public as is often the case for small independent films only grossing nearly $5 million against its $2 million budget.
I would seek out this movie if you are interested in seeing something that received great acclaim but was seen by very little people. It is currently on Amazon Prime so that is one option you have!
#8-US (Directed by Jordan Peele
SYNOPSIS: After having something of a bizarre encounter as a child that has stuck with her for years, Adelaide Wilson (Nyong’o) and her family, who are attacked by a group of menacing doppelgängers while on vacation at a semi-remote lakeside cabin.
-The Sophomore Outing. Many artistic endeavors often end up suffering with a “slump” in quality when compared to its predecessor whether it be the first film in a series or the first season of a television show. In the case of something like US, the second film of comedian turned horror film director/producer/writer Jordan Peele, you may have something that isn’t as strong as the first outing (2017’s iconic GET OUT) but is quite remarkable in its own right.
I do think a lot of what will help your experience with US is to know very little about its plot beyond the basic premise. It will definitely aid in your experience along the way.
I do want to express the tone of the movie in relation to GET OUT because I do feel that while this movie does have some genuinely comedic moments (in the dark comedy sense), it feels more like a traditional Horror film when compared to GET OUT.
I also have to give a shoutout to Lupita Nyong’o who was royally robbed of an Oscar nomination for her performance when she truly should’ve won the freaking thing. The results left us with one of the weakest Best Actress categories in recent memory in the wake of her snub along with great performances by the likes of Alfre Woodard (CLEMENCY), Adele Haenel, (PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE), Awkwafina (THE FAREWELL), and Florence Pugh (MIDSOMMAR).
#7-PAIN & GLORY (Directed by Pedro Almodovar)
SYNOPSIS: “Spanish film director Salvador Mallo (Antonio Banderas) is having a mid-life crisis just as a newly remastered copy of his beloved film SABOR is getting a re-release. Based on the push of one his friends, he is encouraged to seek out people from his past to rekindle relationships and have reunions. Some of these reunions play out in real time, others are recalled through flashbacks: his childhood in the 1960s, when he moved with his family to the primitive village of Paterna, his schooling, his first adult love in Madrid in the 1980s, the pain of the breakup of this relationship, writing as a therapy to forget, the discovery of cinema, facing the impossibility of continuing filming, etc.”
-Pedro Almodovar is typically known as being a vibrant, potent, chaotic, and dark director when it comes to the tone of his films. I feel like PAIN & GLORY represents a rather lovely change of pace for him despite needing to stress that he has always been a magnificent filmmaker.
Some film lovers may notice a similarity in the plot that links it to Federico Fellini’s benchmark classic from 1963: 8 1/2 which was about an Italian filmmaker having a midlife crisis while battling with his wife, two mistresses, and a producer having trouble understanding his vision.
PAIN & GLORY certainly shares a lot of the same sentiments but it feels more delicate in its approach. It also contains a fantastic Oscar-worthy performance by Antonio Banderas, which is his best work to date. He carries this movie with such ease and grace that you can’t help but marvel at him.
Being in Spanish, you will have to endure subtitles so if that is something you have an aversion to….then that’s simply a shame as you are missing out on so many wonderful films.
To quote Bong Joon ho: “Once you overcome the one-inch-tall barrier of subtitles, you will be introduced to so many more amazing films.”
#6-UNCUT GEMS (Directed by Benny & Josh Safdie)
SYNOPSIS: Howard Ratner (Adam Sandler), a Jewish-Americanjeweler and gambling addict in New York City’s Diamond District, who must retrieve an expensive gem he purchased to pay off his debts.
-Every now and then, a movie comes along that has such a unique feel and energy that is unlike most films you typically come across. The Safdie Brothers (who seemingly may be on the path to being the next Coen Brothers) crafted a film that managed to have such a pulsating energy and tone that felt so vibrant and fresh.
A lot of what helps the film is the performance of Adam Sandler. This is a sentence I don’t think most people ever expected to say, even with his solid work in a movie like PUNCH DRUNK LOVE to back it up.
Sandler is a pretty much revelatory in this movie and was robbed of an Oscar nomination. His Howard is obnoxious and annoying and yet part of what is supposed to drive the movie is how much we are invested in him and want to see him succeed…and the fact they cast someone like Sandler in this part was a stroke of genius…and I am convinced the fact he got snubbed was due to the fact that he is simply Adam Sandler.
I actually hope Sandler will try to keep taking roles like this because he has proven he can handle a very complicated role and make us follow him all the way through without resorting to his cheap schtick that was already getting old by the late 90s.
#5-THE FAREWELL (Directed by Lulu Wang)
SYNOPSIS: Billi (Awkwafina) is an aspiring Chinese-American writer who just turned 30. After receiving a scholarship rejection, she learns from her parents that her grandmother (Nai Nai) is terminally ill and they all return to Changchun, China to be with her. However, they insist on not telling Nai Nai about her ilness which is a common belief in that culture which really upsets Billi who is having trouble adapting to life in China.
-Based on true events that happened to writer/director Lulu Wang (who was robbed of writing and directing Oscar nominations), THE FAREWELL was a quiet and beautiful little film that stuck with me long after finishing it.
A lot of the film’s success comes from the absolutely beautiful performance of Awkwafina, who is so touching and heartfelt as Billi and, for being the same age as her, I strongly connected to her character and how she was feeling which seems to be very apparent amongst Millennials currently.
Nai Nai, played by Chinese actress Zhao Shuzhen, became something of a beloved figure amongst film fanatics who adored her warm presence in the film and many were quite saddened when she failed to receive a significant amount of awards attention. While she wouldn’t have made my personal lineup, she was certainly more worthy than most of the actual Oscar nominees.
PARASITE might have won the top honor at the Oscars but it didn’t receive a single acting nomination…and it still seems like a massive hurdle not just for black actors to get nominated but any kind of person of color…especially if it is for a foreign performances. The Asian and Hispanic communities are particularly overlooked which is a travesty.
#4-KNIVES OUT (Directed by Rian Johnson)
SYNOPSIS: A modern whodunit, the film follows a master detective by the name of Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) investigating the patriarch’s death after a family gathering gone awry.
Rian Johnson followed up his somewhat erratically received work on THE LAST JEDI with a deliciously fun murder mystery that tips it hat to Agatha Christie but also gives it a fresh take to really spice it up for modern audiences.
There are a lot of movies from last year that I feel benefit from going in with as little knowledge as possible…and frankly, this film was marketed and promoted so well that I was actually surprised at how it progressed and how little the previews gave away.
I already used the word but I am going to repeat it again. This film is simply DELICIOUS. The script and direction are delicious, the ensemble is delicious, and the designs are delicious.
Daniel Craig might be a bit of a caricature as Benoit Blanc but he is a hell of a lot of fun as the “Foghorn Leghorn”-esque detective investigating the death of a prominent novelist on the night of his 85th birthday.
Even if you aren’t into murder mysteries, I think there is enough wit and suspense to grab you otherwise so I would highly recommend you check this one out. I was amazed I loved it as much as I did!
#3-THE LIGHTHOUSE (Directed by Robert Eggars)
SYNOPSIS: Ephraim Winslow and Thomas Wake (Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe) are two lighthouse keepers in the late 19th century who start to lose their sanity when a storm strands them on the remote island where they are stationed.
-Much like Ari Aster with MIDSOMMAR and Jordan Peele with US, Robert Eggars had his sophomore outing with THE LIGHTHOUSE…only despite the greatness of those other films, THE LIGHTHOUSE was the best of the bunch in many ways.
Robert Eggars’ first major film, THE WITCH from 2015, was one of the most unsettlng and disturbing films I had ever seen…so much so that I will probably never sit through it again…and yet, I love it for that reason.
THE LIGHTHOUSE manages to keep that tone but tones it down…however, it also feels like you are watching a dark Ingmar Bergman movie with shades of David Lynch at his most experimental.
Robert Pattison does a sterling job here proving that he will be able to shake the horror that was having to play Edward Cullen in the TWILIGHT movies and he holds his own against Willem Dafoe, who was simply fantastic in this and robbed of an Oscar nomination for what was a win-worthy performance.
THE LIGHTHOUSE is also a film I see myself revisiting again as it the unsettling nature isn’t as overbearing but it also has a sense of being a film where you want to analyze every second of it…especially the final scenes.
#2-PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE (Directed by Celine Sciamma)
SYNOPSIS: “Brittany, France, 1760. Marianne is commissioned to paint the wedding portrait of reluctant bride-to-be Héloïse under the guise of a hired companion. Observing Héloïse by day and discreetly interpreting her essence by night, their intimacy blossoms as the portrait progresses towards its inevitable completion.”
-At first glance, the French film PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE could be described as a CALL ME BY YOUR NAME with women set in 18th Century France.
There are certain similarities that are absolutely uncanny but the major difference is that CALL ME BY YOUR NAME was mostly overrated while PORTRAIT was a stunning masterpeice.
I don’t think I have seen a movie that looked quite as visually stunning as this one in terms of its setting, aesthetics, and cinematography…not to mention two exquisite performances from our leading ladies: Naomie Merlant and Adele Haenel, the latter whose final moments on screen are some of the best acting I have EVER seen in a film.
PORTRAIT has developed something of a following with film fanatics here in the States that I think will continue to grow over time primarily because it was mostly absent during awards season. France chose to push LES MISERABLES (no relation to the Victor Hugo work as it is based on the 2005 Paris Riots) which was better received in its native France than PORTRAIT and due to Oscar guidelines, only one foreign film per country could be submitted in the International Film category…and USA Distributor Neon also chose to put all of its promotional eggs into the basket of a film that will just so happen to be my #1 choice on this list so that unfairly hurt PORTAIT with a true chance to shine.
It is a slow moving film which won’t be helped for some who can’t stand the idea of reading subtitles (blah, blah, blah…), but it is simply a ravishing film and one that I truly hope will become a true classic as the years go by.
#1-PARASITE (Directed by Bong Joon ho)
SYNOPSIS: Link below to a spoiler-free review I wrote earlier this year.
-I went on and on about this movie to such an extent that I am sure some people were probably sick of my constant posts about it. The truth is simply this:
VERY FEW MOVIES HAVE EVER DRIVEN ME TO THAT KIND OF LEVEL OF FANDOM AS THIS ONE.
PARASITE feels like a movie that will truly be talked about for decades to come as a bonafide classic…and it might be my favorite movie to have come out since 2000. That is a very bold statement to make, but my response to the movie was potent and visceral. In the grand scheme, it might not be my choice for the best movie of the last two decades but it is certainly in consideration.
I am going to link up to my spoiler-free review here:
I would recommend reading this for a more in-depth look into my passion for the film and also for an idea of its synopsis without giving away the full plot.
I do intend to write a more detailed analysis of the film sometime soon (if I can get all my thoughts out onto paper) so be on the look out for that!
CONCLUSION:
2019 was a very solid year for film and I think it will stand up as a very popular year for film fans in upcoming decades.
I think we are seeing something of a resurgence when it comes to quality original films and I hope that sticks as we still keep getting sequel after sequel and reboot after reboot.
I also think it’ll be interesting to see where the horror genre is going. Horror films have never been award show magnets but with the artsier tone that many have been taking in recent years (THE BABADOOK, IT FOLLOWS, HEREDITARY, THE WITCH, MIDSOMMAR, IT COMES AT NIGHT, VELVET BUZZSAW, GET OUT, US, and THE LIGHTOUSE…and even PARASITE a little bit…), I wouldn’t be shocked if some finally breakthrough with some major awards attention….but in the end, awards aren’t everything. We are talking about a major awards body (the Motion Picture Academy) that have rewarded the likes of CRASH and GREEN BOOK.
You’ve seen the promos. You might have been sitting down one evening watching an episode of SEINFELD and then it happened: “This Monday, on a very special episode of BLOSSOM…”
When the now-defunct JUMP THE SHARK website was first created, one of the biggest examples cited for a show “jumping the shark” was when they relied too much on these “very special episdoes”.
SIDE NOTE: For those who forgot or haven’t heard of the term “Jump The Shark”, it was taken from the episode of HAPPY DAYS where Fonzie jumped over a shark while on water skis. The creator of the site, Jon Hein, thought this was such a ludicrous storyline on top of being a rehash of sorts of an earlier incident where the Fonz jumped over 14 garbage cans while riding a motorcycle.
Sitcoms were definitely the biggest offender with this, especially if they were more family friendly because it gave shows a chance to teach people (or rather lecture in the form of a sledgehammer to the nose) a lesson.
If you list any sitcom, especially those from the 80s onward, you’ll be able to find multiple culprits of these:
FULL HOUSE: You could argue a couple of episodes had more sentimental or dramatic moments but the one that comes the closest to this mold is “Silence is Not Golden”, in which a rather brash and crude boy from Stephanie’s class is actually getting abused by his father.
SAVED BY THE BALL: The episode “Jessie’s Song” is particularly made fun of to this day for the melodramatic ending which has Elizabeth Berkeley scream singing ‘I’m So Excited’ into Mark Paul Gosselar’s face dissolving into her crying out “I’m so…scared!” after owning up to developing an addiction to caffeine pills.
FAMILY MATTERS: “Good Cop, Bad Cop”…a rather relevant episode these days though told in a rather middling manner, revolves around BLACK cop Carl Winslow defending the police to his son Eddie after is arrested and feels he was targeted specifically because he was black. This episode taps into the concept of “One Bad Apple” while ignoring the rest of the phrase: “…spoils the bunch”.
Those are three examples, but I want to specifically point out three shows that were notorious for having “Very Special Episodes”: DIFF’RENT STROKES, PUNKY BREWSTER, and BLOSSOM.
BLOSSOM is the show that was specifically linked to the phrase “Very Special Episode” due to its incessant desire to tackle issues in an often dramatic tone as Blossom’s character progressed into teenage years.
Certain episodes dealt with eating disorders, drug use, assault, and coping with potential loss of a loved one. My memories of these episodes even as a young child were somewhat mixed. The tone just felt too…bleak and awkward. I would say that maybe bleak isn’t my style but then I also saw Ingmar Bergman is the greatest film director ever so that kind of ends that argument.
However, BLOSSOM didn’t have anything on the crazy concepts in the episodes of PUNKY BREWSTER and DIFF’RENT STROKES I am about to discuss.
Both shows dealt with orphans which you could say is a reasonable factor in your sitcom having a darker edge but some of the topics discussed didn’t even directly reference this fact. I will start with PUNKY BREWSTER first:
The episode that is brought up most was “Cherie Lifesaver” which was actually a pitch made by a young boy to the show in order to teach kids about the importance of CPR. In it, Punky’s friend Cherie is playing hide-and-seek with her and hides in an old refrigerator that Punky’s foster dad Henry just put outside for disposal. Cherie is unable to escape and ends up passing out, but upon discovery, Punky and their other friend Margaux give her CPR and she promptly comes back to life. A good message for children obviously but it definitely left some people a little bewildred.
Frankly, the biggest one for me was an episode called “Urban Fear” in which a SERIAL KILLER named the Northside Stalker is terrorizing the neighborhood near where Punky lives….I repeat…A SERIAL KILLER. On one hand, I do understand the importance of teaching children this kind of thing, especially if they live in an urban area such as Punky did (Chicago)…but I also feel like the show, at the same time, tries so hard not to make it so dreary that it ends up making too much light of the fact that there is a serial killer loose…and of course, Punky’s big fear is that Henry will fall victim to this killer.
Another episode, “Milk Does a Body Good” features a new girl named Julie (played by pre-Full House and pre-Right Wing Conservative Nut Candace Cameron-Bure) who moved into Punky and Cherie’s building with her father and after noticing her father being rather shady and secretive, they notice Julie’s face on a milk carton stating she is missing. It turns out her father had kidnapped her while he had legal visitation rights and by episode’s end, calls his ex-wife to let her know he has her. This episode wasn’t exactly preachy but was certainly a jarring concept for most sitcoms of the time…but it was considered successful enough that the absolutely ridiculous sitcom SMALL WONDER (“lovely and bright with soft curls…”) stole the idea and did a whole episode based on this concept a year later.
Many of Punky’s episodes had a heightened storyline but in some ways, it often worked for the show. I can’t necessarily say the same for DIFF’RENT STROKES which really went for broke.
The most famous of these was “The Bicycle Man” in which character Gordon Jump played a friendly owner of a bicycle shop who just so happens to be a pedophile. He offers Arnold and his friend Dudley glasses of wine and even takes pictures of the boys shirtless. While the episode did get good reviews at the time, I feel like it also became something a joke on the internet years after it aired. I have to commend that it isn’t a badly written episode.
The episode I always look back on with a rather questionable lens is “Sam’s Missing”. The two-part 8th season premiere focused on young Sam, Mr. Drummond’s step-son, being kidnapped by a grieving father named Donald who recently lost his own son. Donald proceeds to tell young Sam that if he tells anyone where he is, he will kill his parents.
You also have the episode where Drummond the boys are being held hostage during a bank robbery, and the episode where Arnold discovers Kimberly is suffering from Bulimia (in Dana Plato’s last appearance as the character). Perhaps not serious, but you also have the conservatism of the 1980s seeping into the show as well with the guest appearance of then First Lady Nancy Reagan who was very busy shoving the “JUST SAY NO” to drugs campaign down America’s throats. She also said no to helping those with AIDS but I guess people just want to forget that…
There is simply a fine-line to these “Very Special” episodes where you realize they could teach children a very valuable lesson but you also wonder if they even should be doing so or if they could be done in a different way that doesn’t come across as patronizing.
There are also examples that are quite offensive…and the fact such an episode exists still amazes me to this day and there was a time when I actually didn’t believe it existed until 15 years ago, I saw it for myself.
The now rather forgotten Ted Knight sitcom TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT featured gay actor Jim J. Bullock in a supporting role as Munroe Ficus. Not written as gay, Bullock unfortunately had a rather stereotypical gay vibe that made it hard to necessarily believe him as actually being straight (think of Paul Lynde in some ways).
Munroe was essentially one step above being a eunuch. He was brought in as an old friend of Sara, who was Ted Knight’s character’s wife, and was essentially a hapless foil who would exude jubilance and awkwardness. In one episode, he confesses to being a virgin and hires a sex-worker only for a mix-up to lead him to sleeping with an elderly woman instead. In another, he develops a crush on a woman whom he eventually realizes is a cross-dresser (an episode that really doesn’t hold up nowadays), and then comes the piece de resistance:
“For Every Man, There’s Two Women”
This episode aired in 1985 around the same time Bullock’s partner and he himself were diagnosed with HIV (his partner eventually died of AIDS while Bullock remains alive to this day). The show’s writers knew Bullock was not convincing as straight and despite his insistence of wanting to try to work on this, the writers kept putting him in really awkward situations that highlighted his feminine side.
Munroe worked as a security guard at a mall and Henry (Knight) and the gang get a phone call saying Munroe didn’t show up for work (they had Munroe move in with them). Seconds after, Munroe shows up looking disheveled and stunned. He confesses that he had been kidnapped but not by men…by two women: “the little one drove while the big one sat on me”.
He ends up saying in coded terms that he was sexually assaulted by them: “they demanded I cooperate….I cooperated all night. They helped themselves”.
All the while, the audience (or laugh track, whichever) is uproarious laughing at every turn of this. They are laughing at this meek man (i.e. Gay man) getting overpowered and raped by two women.
Munroe is scared at the prospect of contacting police for fear of being made fun of (sadly something that is probably the most relevant within this episode) but Knight’s Henry convinces him to do so and a policeman does arrive. Munroe confesses that he was thrown into a bathtub full of Jell-O at one point (cue laughter) only for the cop to brush that off by saying that is nothing to worry about: (“Some of the real sickos go for shredded wheat”).
The cop also has the most typical cop response ever: that no one in a Court of Law will ever believe he wasn’t a willing participant.
The episode does finally end with Munroe confronted and then pressing charges against the two women…but only after Ted Knight’s Henry is almost sexually assaulted by the women himself which leads him to say the rather dark line, and this is a paraphrase: “Don’t come crying to me the next time you’re kidnapped and raped, Sonny!”…to, once again, much laughter from the audience.
CONCLUSION:
I feel like nothing tops the horror of “For Every Man, There’s Two Women” when it comes to “Very Special” episodes. A lot of that simply has to do with the fact that the episode treats it with such hilarity (laughing and all) that it makes the idea of a man getting sexually assaulted is nothing but a joke.
You could argue that any of the topics discussed by the rest of the show’s above had some merit but might have suffered from melodramatic execution…so that’s why I can’t knock them TOO much, but I think there is a reason why episodes like this one from TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT have been mostly hidden for over 30 years now.
Last year, I did a multi-series of posts that went into 100 of my favorite showtunes of all time. Now, while I know that a good amount of theatre fans read this blog, I also know that the showtune love is limited.
I do have an interest in music beyond Broadway…but it is certainly not the same as most people that I grew up around. I was always drawn to the oldies as a kid and especially grew to love the singers who prospered in the Big Band/Swing era (Judy Garland, Nat King Cole, Lena Horne, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee…you get the idea). I feel like some of my music tastes could even surprise some of you as I don’t often express my passion on various groups/singers…but this list isn’t really going to necessarily my favorite songs per se. They are most certainly some of my favorite songs but I am specifically choosing these particular recordings of these songs as being the definitive example of each.
Taking all of that into account, I will be considering my love of the song itself, the vocal performance of the song, the orchestration of the song, and the general mood it conveys. Also, these will not be showtunes; These are songs that began life via records/radio….and songs from movies will be considered in this case. One last requirement I am going to stick with is limiting each singer to one song.
#10-KILLING ME SOFTLY WITH HIS SONG: performed by Roberta Flack
This was a song that was originally performed by a white woman, Lori Lieberman. It’s a nice version, but leave to a black woman to show her how it should be done.
Part of the reason that Roberta Flack’s version took off and Lieberman’s didn’t could be due to the simple fact that Flack gave it a driving beat (which The Fugees also did in their own way to exceptional results as well).
This is a song, which I will sort of address in other selections coming up, that I’ve never quite understood why I loved it as much as I do.
It’s mostly quite simple in its approach and execution, but Flack’s voice along with the subtle harmonies and the soulful beat just add up to make a truly classic song. There is also this sort of sensual personal edge to it which I think gives it a lot of flavor as well.
I would recommend looking at the Lori Lieberman version for comparison with Flack’s:
FLACK
Lieberman’s version is lovely in its own right. It feels very much like a Joni Mitchell song.
#9-WHERE DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT (IN THE PINES): performed by Kurt Cobain/Nirvana
As a child of the 90s, I was definitely aware of Nirvana and the suicide of its frontman Kurt Cobain.
I never bought into the Grunge aesthetic in the slightest and definitely felt more drawn to polished styles at that time…but I was also a kid who basically rejected his West Virginia surroundings and wanted an urban life.
Looking back on the 90s now, I don’t necessarily like the Grunge aesthetic but I can’t deny that I do still like certain qualities in guys that show a little roughness around the edges.
Cobain was a sexy man to me, but a lot of that had to do with his face more than his shabby clothes. However, Cobain possessed a raw quality as a performer that I think was unmistakably dark and emotional and raw.
The NIRVANA: UNPLUGGED album is a masterpiece and the fact that it was also filmed live is an absolute gift. While this song was a Lead Belly cover, I still distinctively remember the first time I heard it and Cobain shrieked out at the end and then briefly opened his eyes…it could be in retrospect but it truly felt like we were getting a quick glimpse into his tortured soul.
Cobain may not impress or please those looking for singing that is technically perfect, but Cobain was a master at conveying emotion…and it’s a shame that once he got the fame he originally craved, it destroyed him. I would’ve loved to see where he ended up today had he kept performing.
#8-WHITE CHRISTMAS: performed by Bing Crosby
And now for something completely different….
I am a Christmas freak….I always have been. I do not tire from Christmas music during the holiday season and I am one of those people who actually anxiously awaits Halloween to be over so that Christmas can start creeping in.
WHITE CHRISTMAS is such a definitive holiday classic, which is not surprising as it was written by Irving Berlin who was the forerunner of creating music that would define “The Great American Songbook”.
As written for the movie HOLIDAY INN, the song was first popularized by Bing Crosby, who…if I may make a morbid joke…took a break from beating his kids just so he could give us this warm soothing holiday treat.
Yes, Crosby was one of many heinous human beings from that era in Hollywood (something I guess hasn’t really changed), but there is a reason this particular record was the best selling Christmas song ever.
While it isn’t my favorite Christmas song, I can’t deny that it is the definitive song for the holidays for me.
The King of Soul…and someone I feel like often isn’t as mentioned as other people. I mean they called James Brown “The Godfather of Soul”…and frankly that’s a title he deserved because he was a stellar performer.
Sam Cooke was a very suave and passionate singer who was basically, to quote AllMusic biographer Bruce Eder: “the inventor of soul music…possessed an incredible natural singing voice and a smooth, effortless delivery that has never been surpassed”.
I would say that’s fair, especially if we are speaking for male singers.
A CHANGE IS GONNA COME was his last big hit before he was murdered in a rather questionable incident at a hotel which the LAPD (no surprise as they are the WORST) had passed off as a “justifiable homicide”.
I think every song he did was quite wonderful but I think this song is basically the epitome of soul music. Also, very few songs have as stellar an opening as Cooke’s “I was BOOOOOOOORN by a river!”
#6-SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU: performed by Whitney Houston
There was no question that Whitney Houston was going to be on this list. The biggest problem for me was choosing which song to go with.
While I might listen to a couple of her songs more often than others, I ended up settling on SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU, which came from her debut titular album.
The choice sort of even surprises me, but it almost came to my mind instantly when thinking of her songs. It’s a beautiful, jazzy, soulful arrangement while also having that distinctive 80s sound…and on top of that, it gives Houston the chance to go up and down her range from sweetly purring up to belting her head off and giving us some lovely head voice.
Judy Garland was my favorite singer/entertainer, but if you strictly base it on the quality of the voice, I feel like Whitney Houston was the greatest singer we’ve ever had.
Shout-out to: HOW WILL I KNOW?, I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY, ONE MOMENT IN TIME, WHERE DO BROKEN HEARTS GO?, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, and I HAVE NOTHING.
This is her performance of the song on David Letterman back in the 80s…and it is truly fantastic.
And below is her performance of the song on the Grammy Awards in 1986. This performances wowed people so much that she actually WON A FREAKING EMMY FOR IT! That kind of thing never happens with Grammy performances.
#5-YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN: performed by Aretha Franklin
Originally written by Carole King and Gerry Goffin, with the former even recording it herself, I think most people recognize this song more solely with Aretha Franklin, who was undoubtedly one of the greatest singers to have ever lived.
I do think there was quite a bit to Franklin’s catalog that gets overlooked when compared to songs like RESPECT or even this song, but I have always been drawn to this one. It can be hard to explain why certain songs get to us but I think a lot of what drove me to really liking this song was the fact it just sounded so unique.
I very much loved the soulful/R&B sound in music that came out of Motown and would grow more in the 70s, and I think this song was part of that tradition.
It is a wonderful arrangement of the song and I certainly can’t deny that Franklin deserves a lot of credit here.
#4-CRAZY: performed by Patsy Cline
Patsy Cline is often considered by historians to be THE greatest country music singer of all time. I am not sure I personally feel that…I can’t say I’ve given it too much thought recently. I do, however, acknowledge that her voice is magnificent and that her tone/timbre is so distinctive that you can’t help but recognize her within a mere note or two of singing.
My selection of CRAZY really comes down to the combo of her voice and the quality of the song and how simplistic the record was produced.
It tells a story that is very relatable to pretty much anybody; she gets to show a nice range of her voice; and it is also an example of how Country music isn’t a genre that should be completely discounted….just keep in mind that you probably have to go back to the 50s-70s to find the better stuff.
#3-THE MAN THAT GOT AWAY: performed by Judy Garland
I sort of chose this at random a little bit. I used to acknowledge this as my favorite performance of a song years ago, but I am not sure I can make that claim now. I do still acknowledge it as a truly definitive piece of work and since I always proclaim Judy Garland to be the best (or “the GOAT” as you young Gen Z people say…), I wanted to include her here.
As most of you probably know, this song was written for her to be performed in a scene from the 1954 remake (the 2nd of 4 movies from this series): A STAR IS BORN.
We tend to forget that at one time, the popular music of the day were songs that did come from movies or, gasp, the musical theatre scene. A lot of that changed going into the 50s and 60s while most of Broadway just sort of remained in its own corner (with the exception of stuff like HAIR or songs like “Send in the Clowns” which seemed to have taken off by accident)…and the same could be said for a lot of movie songs too.
Nevertheless, this song is often listed as being one of the greatest to come from a film…and I certainly resist Judy Garland singing what may be the most ultimate torch song there is.
#2-GEORGIA ON MY MIND: performed by Ray Charles
“Wait…isn’t this the theme song for DESIGNING WOMEN?”
Yes, younger Anthony…it is. It is also the state song for Georgia, too.
I LOVE this version so much…like I truly think it is a stunning piece of work. I honestly think this is practically a tie with what will be my #1 song…but for now, let me explain my love for this song.
……can I really explain it??
The song existed for many years prior to Ray Charles recording it, but his arrangement made it seem so haunting and sentimental without being the least bit cloying. He was a master at entertaining and working the crowd with his soulful voice and even though this is one of his subtler efforts, I think his vocal performance here is still pure perfection.
It’s also remarkable that I once heard this song every day up to twice a day. Back when I worked for UPS, I would often be the only one in the office in the morning before my colleague would show up two hours later. I got into the habit of playing Big Band music on Pandora and every day, like clockwork, this song would play. It got to a point where it would repeat when my coworker would come in and he’d comment on how it seemed like I never tire of this song because I would never skip it when it came on.
I just think it is one of those songs where they truly captured lightening in a bottle with the arrangement they created. A truly astonishing record.
#1-STARDUST: performed by Nat King Cole
As I said, this was really a close call to the point of being a tie…but I am still going to give STARDUST my #1 selection. Here is why that is the case: I feel like this song, and also my love of jazzier music came from, of all things, the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE. That movie came out when I was only 5 going on 6 years old and I just distinctly remember hearing the soundtrack of that film and finding it very unique…especially considering my childhood up to that point had been devoted to country music (yes, I am not kidding…there was a time in the early 90s when yours truly was obsessed with CMT like most people were with MTV….)
STARDUST is a song that had been around long before even Nat King Cole recorded it (just like Ray Charles with GEORGIA), though I feel very comfortable saying that most people do still associate the song with him. For me, his version literally feels like you are walking on a pier by the water at night watching the lights twinkle whether they be the stars or stand-in stars from the skyscrapers around you. When I first moved to New York, I went down to the pier off of Christopher St in the Village and walked along the Hudson River as the sky loomed dark and I played this song…and make fun of me all you want…but I actually teared up. It felt like a fantasy of mine was coming true in some way that I was finally living in the art deco bubble I longed for since I was a child.
I would be remiss if I didn’t mention more about Nat King Cole. He is my favorite male singer and I know that might raise some eyebrows. His voice was not boisterous or even impressive in terms of range, but he had the voice of silk (ironically considering his smoking habit…which he thought HELPED his voice but only led to his death in 1965). I would say he, along with Karen Carpenter, have the market cornered when it comes to voices that just feel like pure soothing bliss.
CONCLUSION:
There it is…and perhaps some of these songs wouldn’t be featured if I made this list a week from now. That’s okay…it’s a snapshot in time; I just felt the need to discuss and share these songs. I wasn’t able to fit a lot of my favorite singers on this list even though I might like them more than some of the people I put up here like: Karen Carpenter, Ella Fitzgerald, Lena Horne, Eydie Gorme….you can tell I love the women singers most.
I have already done Top 10 lists for two TV shows that I loved dearly growing up, but very few shows in more recent years have brought me as much continued joy and laughter as THE OFFICE.
This is going to be about the American version of the show…but I do want to the stress that the BBC version is an absolute masterpiece. It is just very much in the realm of cynical British comedy and with a relatively small amount of episodes, each episode felt like a gem.
Our version is certainly more happy and joyful despite having a cringe-worthy quality at times, but it did start to improve during its second season when they made important changes to the character of Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and altered the tone to be a little more perky and less brash like it was during the first season of 6 episodes.
I haven’t had a show make me laugh as much as THE OFFICE no matter how many times I have revisited it over the years (and that has probably been nearly a dozen times).
What episodes are the ones I would consider to be the ultimate selection amongst the comedy gold?
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
The Search (Season 7)
Beach Games (Season 3)
Broke (Season 5)
Did I Stutter? (Season 4)
The Seminar (Season 7)
#10-GOODBYE, MICHAEL (Season 7) Written by Greg Daniels
The only real nitpick I have about this episode is the structure of having Pam leave the office in the afternoon to run errands only to go see THE KING’S SPEECH….the timeline of this doesn’t work, but oh well….I will let it slide.
Michael Scott’s journey had been surprisingly heartwarming. This was a man who had often been immature and inappropriate and lacking self-awareness…and yet there was always this side of him that made me pity him. It might sound like a cliche but this was still a person who just wanted to be loved and give love to someone….a journey I think truly began way back in Season 2’s TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY when we witness his childhood plea for a hundred kids so he could have a hundred friends that can’t say no to him.
Having Holly come back was an expected ending for him (and one that I was passionately thrilled about at the time and remain to be so…as evidenced by the fact that two of my honorable mentions are also “Holly’s back” episodes).
Steve Carell never won an Emmy for his portrayal of Michael Scott, which is a crime…especially when around the same time period they showered Emmys upon Jim Parsons when one for that character may have sufficed. The Emmys always vote based on episode submissions…but a lot of time, politics and other factors (along with taste) don’t always make the best winner reign victorious.
Carell joins a group of actors who never managed to win for their truly iconic performances like Jason Alexander on SEINFELD, Garry Shandling for THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW, Marcia Cross for DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, Jane Kaczmarek for MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE, and Martin Sheen for THE WEST WING.
#9-FUN RUN (Season 4) Written by Greg Daniels
I remember when this episode first aired. I was about a month into my freshman year of college and adjusting to this brand new stage of my life while also trying to accept so many things about myself.
It was just so nice to be able to sit down and watch the show after feeling so anxious about my life at that moment.
This is the episode that began with Michael hitting Meredith with his car and thus cracking her pelvis…and discovering that she was actually recently exposed to rabies thanks to a certain incident involving Dwight, a bat loose in the office, a garbage bag, and Meredith’s head.
By this point in the series, it almost felt like Meredith wasn’t as fully focused on or defined as a character….Creed may have been less so but I feel like that was the point of Creed as a character.
With Michael wanting to use this opportunity to make it about himself, he organizes a 5K run “for the cure” of rabies….though most of the donation money ends up going towards the enlarged check Michael insists on using for the presentation.
This is also the episode in which we officially see that Jim and Pam are now finally dating…with narration provided by Kevin in one of his best scenes before he realizes the two are actually dating: “PB&J…PAM BEESLY & JIM! What a waste….WHAT A WASTE!”
#8-LECTURE CIRCUIT (Season 5) Written by Mindy Kaling
While Amy Ryan doesn’t appear as Holly, this episode does tie back into Michael’s very erratic year in season 5 after CFO David Wallace sent Holly back to Nashua upon hearing about her relationship with Michael.
I feel like this two-part episode isn’t always mentioned on lists like these but like I’ve said, I am a sucker for the character of Holly even if she is only indirectly involved here PLUS this episode shows the always fascinating relationship between Michael and Pam…which gets set up here very well in the weeks leading up to when she quits her receptionist job to go work for Michael.
Michael is asked to go speak at various Dunder Mifflin branches due to his (somewhat bewildering) success at the request of David Wallace and Pam has been tasked to drive him around. On a whim, she convinces Michael they should drive to Nashua so he can get closure from Holly. It turns out that Holly is also on her own business trip but the receptionist recommends they talk to A.J., Holly’s boyfriend.
Season 5 is such a great season for Steve Carell. He starts it with pure happy abandon, ends up getting heartbroken at Holly’s departure, has so much resentment towards David Wallace for that departure, hates the involvement of new boss Charles (Idris freaking Elba), and then culminating in him quitting his job to start his own company. I have always viewed this episode as the tentpole of the season for that reason.
A lot of the subplots in this episode are quite fun, too:
-Andy awkwardly trying to get with Stanley’s attractive client and failing.
-Kelly’s birthday is overlooked so Dwight and Jim hastily plan a party for her.
-Angela’s nanny cam reveals her even more bizarre relationship with her cats.
#7-GAY WITCH HUNT (Season 3) Written by Greg Daniels
Greg Daniels helped develop THE OFFICE for American TV, and he had a background writing for SNL during its golden age (1986-1993) and then joined THE SIMPSONS during its peak (and writing FANTASTIC episodes such as “Bart Sells His Soul”) before co-creating KING OF THE HILL.
He served as showrunner on THE OFFICE for the first four seasons and then came back for its final season (helping devise the strained Jim/Pam relationship that helped that season somewhat improve after the rather disappointing Season 8).
Several OFFICE writers were great but Daniels never often gets his due, and I feel like this was his crown jewel episode.
Michael, being Michael, makes a rather offensive gay joke and in the process, outs Oscar to the entire office which was something that Oscar never intended to actually do. The scene involving Michael kissing Oscar (an improvised bit) is certainly an iconic moment for the show, to say the least.
This episode was also key for being the first episode to feature Jim working at the Stamford branch following the downfall of confessing his feeling to Pam in the 2nd Season finale CASINO NIGHT and while the dynamic is a little bit wonky at first, we do warm up to those sequences and to the characters of Karen and, to a lesser extent, Andy, whose character will be reworked later on to make him somewhat more bearable.
#6-THE INJURY (Season 2) Written by Mindy Kaling
An episode like THE INJURY is a truly perfect example of how we may find someone like Michael Scott to be absolutely hilarious but if this person actually existed and we WORKED with him, we would probably all go mad.
I used to have a George Foreman grill and any time I used it, I would immediately think of this episode. Michael calls the office in agony saying he needs help because he burned his foot…only to reveal it got clamped in his George Foreman grill while preparing his morning bacon.
MICHAEL SCOTT: “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me…and since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself!”
Dwight, being the loyal friend to Michael that he is, rushes to go “save” Michael only getting into a car accident that leaves him with a crippling concussion…and yet, Michael is the one who still feels like he is the one in the most pain: “a bloody stump of a foot”.
This was Steve Carell’s Emmy submission for Season 2…and he lost…but it is a classic performance.
#5-GOODBYE, TOBY (Season 4) Written by Jennifer Celotta & Paul Leiberstein
Co-written by Toby himself, GOODBYE TOBY was a big episode as the titular arch enemy of Michael (basically a one-sided hatred) has decided to quit his job with HR and move to Costa Rica.
Toby’s replacement is Holly Flax, played by Amy Ryan…and whom I’ve already gushed about on this post. At first, Michael views Holly as a villain since she is going to be the killjoy replacement but soon realizes she has quite the quirky sense of humor. In fact, the first time Michael realizes this (as they trade Yoda impersonations) I remember beaming at the screen at watching what was sure to be a very lovely relationship.
Amy Ryan getting this role was pure gold. I had already been a fan of her due to her extensive theatrical background, not to mention her excellent Oscar nominated performance in GONE BABY GONE and her memorable turn as Beadie on the brilliant HBO series THE WIRE when she came on in the second season and left an impression despite the fact that season greatly pissed people off at the time.
This episode eventually culminates in a massive party complete with a Ferris Wheel and Darryl’s band that Michael funded with his special “shoe money” and also a wedding proposal to Angela from Andy when we had suspected it to be Jim proposing to Pam.
They do try to tease us with a possible suspicion that Michael might jump back into something with Jan (which infuriated me at the time…lol) because she got pregnant via artificial insemination and knowing Michael’s desire to have a child, she toys with him to possibly join their family.
GOODBYE TOBY was Steve Carell’s Emmy submission for Season 4….and he lost to freaking Jim Parsons…
#4-STRESS RELIEF (Season 5) Written by Paul Leiberstein
“SAVE BANDIT!!!!!” “BARACK IS PRESIDENT!!!”
Airing immediately following that year’s Super Bowl, it was only fitting that the show needed to go big. Thus was the birth of the craziest opening to the show in its history: Dwight catches a bundle of rags on fire in a garbage can and then seals the office off to see how well the gang reacts to the crisis……it doesn’t go well….and it leads to Stanley having a heart attack.
Scenes like this only further pushed forth how insane it was that an office environment like this was responsible for the greatest success within the company of Dunder Mifflin.
The CPR sequence with references to THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS or the fake movie featuring Jack Black and Cloris Leachman in a rather bizarre May/December love affair also make for a classic backdrop….but it all builds to Michael wanted to stage a roasting of himself a la The Friars’ Club…which ends up becoming more vicious than anyone even realized it would….
BOOM. ROASTED.
#3-THE DUNDIES (Season 2) Written by Mindy Kaling
After coming off of the rather uneven abbreviated first season, the 2nd season opener was a crucial episode in that it had to show that any changes being made to the show were almost immediately apparent.
“The Dundies” is easily one of the quickest and most impressive turnarounds I’ve seen on a TV series….so much so that whenever I do a rewatch of THE OFFICE, I skip the first season. In fact, aside from the first two episodes of the series, I don’t I’ve seen episodes 3-6 in over a decade. Honestly, I probably owe them a rewatch.
This episode really drives home the idea of a Michael Scott that we find insufferable but we also see signs of a man who truly wants to be loved and perhaps does have a soul in there. They even go as far to change Steve Carell’s appearance by making him dress a little nicer (including unbuttoning his top collar button to prevent from giving him a fatter looking neck) and styling his hair to look more full of life as opposed to how it was slicked back to the point where he looked both like he had a receding hairline and could double as a used car saleman.
“The Dundies” is an episode that managed to find the right balance of cringe and a sense of heart…which definitely worked a lot better as it was apparent that this staff/cast weren’t going to be to match the bleaker energy that the BBC version had (no one can do dry, uncomfortable humor like the Brits…and the original OFFICE is a masterpiece).
One last thing…this episode makes me miss Chili’s. They aren’t really around much in the city and it is one of the only major chain restaurants I actually miss. I guess I can go try to find a new place to feel the spirit of God.
#2-CASINO NIGHT (Season 2) Written by Steve Carell
“TOBY: Actually, I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children, since it’s uh, you know, there’s gambling and alcohol, it’s in our dangerous warehouse, it’s a school night, and you know, Hooter’s is catering, and is that- is that enough? Should I keep going? MICHAEL: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it… not that way. I hate… so much about the things that you choose to be.”
There had been little signs over that season and a half of a rather odd energy between the Regional Manager and his Head of HR. A truly legendary (though mainly one-sided) feud between Michael Scott and Toby Flenderson seems to spark a flame here that never ceases to burn out (except for the brief period Toby is in Costa Rica).
Aside from that moment, this episode (penned by Carell himself) gives us the moment where Jim finally confesses his feelings to Pam but she cannot make herself leave her fiance Roy for him…and then their secretive kiss to serve as the season cliffhanger.
This is the primary backdrop for Michael’s ill-conceived Casino Night in which he wants to have the proceeds go towards the defunct Comic Relief organization that Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg, and the late (god, it never ceases to hurt to say or type that) Robin Williams. He then opts to promote “Afghanistanis with AIDS”, which is a kind of brilliant in its specificity and dark tone.
To further add to all of this, Michael has spent the season bouncing between his boss Jan and his realtor Carol (played by his real life wife and SNL alum Nancy Walls-Carell)…and ends up in a situation where he has both coming to the event as his date. This is a concept that was done to death on sitcoms but thankfully, Carell only makes it a mostly minor event in the grand scheme.
#1-DINNER PARTY (Season 4)
What if Michael and Jan were a modern day George and Martha from WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?
That is what DINNER PARTY taps into and it manages to be hilarious and awkward and difficult and tense all at once…and it finally brings the rather erratic and mismatched relationship of Michael and Jan to an end.
I feel like this episode sort of crept up on everybody, including me. When it aired, I sort of remember marveling at it but also not fully grasping how fantastic it was.
Steve Carell deserves a lot of credit for his portrayal as usual but this episode is stolen by Melora Hardin as Jan. While the character of Jan is problematic in how they seem to just strip her of any real kind of dignity as she goes along, you can’t help but watch in awe as she goes through the evening swooning over her former assistant’s record album (implying that she must have seduced him) and passive aggressively insulting Pam because she was told by Michael that the two of them once had a fling.
Jim/Pam and Andy/Angela get to act as the “Straight men” of the situation which is only further made bizarre when Dwight invites himself after Jan forbid Michael to invite him due to the fact that Dwight didn’t have a date nor did they have enough wine glasses: Dwight brought his own along with a date, his elderly former babysitter…oh yeah, and the relationship is “carnal”.
In many ways, this episode was the most “intense” the show had gotten up to this point with Michael and Jan yelling at each other, her throwing a Dundie at his flat-screen TV (which is basically a 12 inch screen), and then the cops showing up to top it all off.
Michael and Jan were not right for one another…and if it took this awkward dinner party to get them to finally end it, I think we can be glad the foursome of Jim, Pam, Andy, and Angela took one for the team.
CONCLUSION:
I basically wrote this on the cuff. I am sure there may be typos throughout and I am also not sure if it even flows that well. I just felt like getting some thoughts written down, not to mention it has been a while since I last posted on my blog. I hope to have more stuff up pretty soon ranging from TV to movies…and I may dive back into Broadway as well.
As for THE OFFICE, I still find it to be a great source of joy and I usually do a rewatch of it once a year (sometimes twice); a tradition that has been going on since 2011 so I’ve probably sat through most of the series at least 9 times. Even after seeing some of these episodes that many times, I still find myself frequently chuckling at certain moments and even laughing out loud almost as much as when I first saw them air. For example, Kevin’s exasperated inspirational speech in “The Seminar” (“Dream…..big……”) might be the hardest I have laughed at a TV series for a sustained amount of time and it never ceases to get old.
THE OFFICE is one of those shows that will always sit alongside many of my childhood favorites as its own beast: the cringeworthy version of comfort food TV.
I got a lot of traction for my list of my personal top 10 favorite episodes of THE SIMPSONS…and during quarantine, I have been revisiting the early seasons and despite seeing them several times over the years, I have been trying to watch them and analyze the series’ growth with the characters and how different writers shifted the styles within the show.
THE SIMPSONS is a show I grew up with. While I was too young to see, understand, or comprehend the show during its first 3 years, I started having memories of watching it around the 4th season (around the time I myself was about to turn 5). I have more vivid memories of watching seasons 6-onward as they originally aired and it was around that time that FOX began showing the first couple of seasons in Syndication.
I feel like THE SIMPSONS was a very influential part in my life growing up and to this day, these older episodes make me laugh regularly much like THE OFFICE continues to do on repeated viewings.
This is going to be a 10 part series in which essay is going to focus on one particular season. I will go into storylines, style, tone, the characters, along with ending with my top 10 episodes for each season.
So, let’s start that messy but endearing beginning.
SEASON ONE is obviously an important season because it is where the show began…to an extent. After having been a beloved featured segment on the truly fantastic FOX variety series THE TRACEY ULLMAN SHOW for nearly 4 years, these characters were certainly known…but animation in primetime was not really a common genre. It had been nearly 25+ years since the heyday of THE FLINTSTONES and coming off of the 1980s, sitcoms had become a beloved, though very saccharine and hokey, commodity.
Shows like THE COSBY SHOW, GROWING PAINS, FULL HOUSE, and WHO’S THE BOSS were certainly popular…but they were, as SIMPSONS creator Matt Groening put it, representations of “the zombification of the American Family.
THE SIMPSONS would be one of three shows that became very popular that basically flipped the idea of the perfect family on its ear, FOX’s MARRIED…WITH CHILDREN and ABC’s ROSEANNE.
I personally never took to ROSEANNE (I know I am in the minority there…but I do acknowledge that stellar ensemble) and I would say MARRIED…WITH CHILDREN hasn’t held up over the years.
THE SIMPSONS may seem tame now but it was seen as the true epitome of counter-culture and, as expected, the religious and conservative types who thrived in the 80s took an instant dislike to it. President Bush Sr. famously said he hopped for more families to “be more like THE WALTONS and a lot less like THE SIMPSONS”.
Gee…leave it to the Republicans to be a constant source of wet blankets in our society.
Season One of THE SIMPSONS was interesting to revisit and it also has a weird place in the show’s history. Many fans often overlook it due to its rougher nature and view it as being a show that hasn’t quite found its way. I never hated the season by any means but I also, for whatever reason, never really sought to rewatch it. A couple of months ago, in the early stages of the quarantine, I watched the season and was watching a lot of these episodes for the first time in close to TWENTY YEARS…if not maybe even a little more.
The first season is famous for being rather….sloppy, as I have said. The animation quality is definitely nowhere near the quality it would grow to have…even if it was an improvement over how the segments looked on TRACEY ULLMAN.
The attention to detail is not readily apparent and even though you can see the quality improve over the season, you won’t see the show looking more like the show you remember until the second season.
The theme sequence is particularly noticeable in terms of the animation quality, even though moments like Marge at the grocery store or part of Lisa in band practice, are still reused the following season with slight touch-ups.
The creative forces behind the first two seasons of THE SIMPSONS were Matt Groening, who basically created the framework; James L. Brooks, the famous writer/director/producer who was a consultant who always sought to provide heart to the show; and most importantly, Sam Simon, a veteran writer of such shows as TAXI and CHEERS who would be the official headwriter and many credit him as being the true voice of the show that future writers would aspire to match.
There are 13 episodes in the first season…which seems more in line with the abbreviated seasons we have for shows today, but this was back when most shows had 22-30 episodes in a season, but THE SIMPSONS was a mid-season replacement that premiered with the famous Christmas episode “Simpsons Roasting on an Opening Fire and then followed with the rest of the season in early 1990.
I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed watching these 13 episodes, though it was definitely crazy to see how much the show would evolve from this point. The show wasted no time giving us storylines that centered squarely on Bart and/or Homer. Even though Marge and Lisa are around, they only truly get one episode apiece in terms of a true featured showcase.
The season also doesn’t really tap into the other citizens of Springfield as strongly as it eventually would but that does make sense as they are trying to develop the family dynamic…although the final produced episode of the season would do such a thing and that was “Krusty Gets Busted”, which sets up what will be one of the series’ longest serving storylines: Sideshow Bob seeking revenge on Bart for foiling his plan to frame Krusty the Klown of a Kwik-E-Mart robbery…and this episode is actually the season’s biggest success and best looking/produced episode. It clearly showed the path that the series was heading towards for season 2.
However, the last episode to AIR for season 1 was technically the first to be produced. The reason it took so long to air was because the animation quality was so inferior that the network had them go back to re-animate most of the episode…and even the final product still looked incredibly rough when compared to that of “Krusty Gets Busted”.
This first episode was “Some Enchanted Evening” and while the episode is a little all over the place in terms of focus, it is actually a very interesting episode in showing just how different this show was going to be from any other sitcom as a creepy babysitter, voiced by the late Penny Marshall, turns out to be a wanted felon who ties up Bart and Lisa until Maggie frees them. Upon the arrival of Homer and Marge, they see the babysitter now tied up and free her thinking the kids were being very bad…and then the cops show up and Homer realizes he just freed a wanted criminal.
The seeds are there for a lot of the character dynamics but the amazing thing about this first season is how truly DARK it is.
In addition to the babysitter storyline or how Sideshow Bob framed Krusty, we also get episodes that truly test the stability of the marriage between Homer and Marge…and to even deepen that, Homer responds to being fired and unable to find a new job by planning to attempt suicide.
I found myself both intrigued and slightly put off by the tone of these episodes…but nevertheless, you can see the promise there…even if that may be in hindsight.
Having said all of this, I am going to be doing lists of top 10 episodes for each of the first 10 seasons (I would argue the show truly dipped in quality in seasons 11-12 only to find better footing for another few years before crashing around season 20).
With only 13 episodes and with erratic results, this will be a little bit of a harder list to concoct in some ways:
#10-THE CALL OF THE SIMPSONS (Written by John Swartzwelder)
#9-HOMER’S ODYSSEY (Written by Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky)
#8-THE CREPES OF WRATH (Written by George Meyer, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder & Jon Vitti)
#7-BART THE GENERAL (Written by John Swartzwelder)
#6-SOME ENCHANTED EVENING (Written by Matt Groening & Sam Simon)
I feel like very few sitcoms have become as engrained in my life like THE GOLDEN GIRLS did. It is certainly one of the few series I have seen every episode multiple times over and over again (though I did tend to skip a few whenever they would be shown on TV…such as Vacation, Empty Nests, Fiddler on the Ropes, Brother Can You Spare a Jacket?, and I suppose most of the clip shows).
THE GOLDEN GIRLS is an interesting case because it has a very well deserved fan base and it is always hilarious but the show also suffers from strange and erratic continuity errors that completely upend what we knew about the characters and their histories while also being heavily reliant on pop culture references from the 80s and early 90s.
I have always considered myself to be pretty good at understanding references but even I would have moments watching where I would have to think about a joke and look it up because, to name an example, I didn’t even know who Susan Anton was.
As it stands though, I still greatly love the show and I particularly have a fondness for the late Bea Arthur and her portrayal of the acerbic divorcee Dortohy Zbornak. The following list, much like the one I did for THE SIMPSONS, will be five honorable mentions and then my top 10. I feel a little more confident about this list than I did for THE SIMPSONS because very few shows had as many homeruns as that show did.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
-Letter to Gorbachev (Season 3)
-Sick & Tired (Season 5)
-Mrs. George Devereaux (Season 6)
-Mister Terrific (Season 3)
-It’s a Miserable Life (Season 2)
#10-Journey to the Center of Attention (Season 7) Written by Jamie Wooten & Marc Cherry
This is the only Season 7 episode I will be mentioning…and honestly, after Season 4 the show started to lose some of its magic after losing several strong writers and then despite getting a respectable new staff, this is when a lot of the issues with continuity errors and changes in character backstories became more readily apparent.
Airing not long before the series finale, this episode taps into the Dorothy and Blanche relationship which always seemed the most strained out of any of the others.
When Dorothy accompanies Blanche to one of her favorite spots, The Rusty Anchor, she ends up charming the men of the bar with her singing and they turn all of their attention to her instead of Blanche which makes her extremely jealous.
Blanche has always relied on her confidence and sensuality to woo men but she seems very put off by how Dorothy has this one thing she can do to get EVERY man in that bar on her side: a good singing voice.
I feel like Blanche does deeply respect Dorothy despite all of the nitpicking about her homely looks and failed marriage…and this episode takes a glimpse into the humanity of Blanche by the end.
This was written by the then showrunners Jamie Wooten and of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES fame, Marc Cherry. They were able to provide solid footing in the later years but it still never came close to the strength of the first 4 years.
The moment that Dorothy casts her spell over The Rusty Anchor.
#9-The Way We Met (Season 1) Written by….basically the whole writing staff
As I said in my SIMPSONS writeup, flashback episodes can end up being classics or failures. However, if you are focused on one particular topic and it is of something that could shed light on the dynamic of the show, then you have a winner.
In the case of The Way We Met, we are able to find out just exactly how Dorothy and Rose came to live with Blanche in her home (at the time, Sophia was still in the infamous Shady Pines Retirement Village) as when the series first began, they had been living together already for a few months.
I think one of the more ironic bits of information we learn in this episode is that after a rather tense trip to the grocery store that leaves the threesome wondering if the living arrangement will work, it takes one of Rose’s stories about St. Olaf, her rather eccentric hometown in Minnesota, to bring all of them together in laughter and friendship…and considering how they will soon become a point of disdain, it shows how it is bizarrely the thing that started to truly bring them together and also for them to discover their mutual love of cheesecake.
The scene in which Dorothy and Rose meet for the first time…and some tension is immediately apparent.
#8-Til Death Do We Volley (Season 4) Written by Richard Vaczy & Tracy Gamble
Perhaps something of an unusual choice but I have always loved this episode and it leads to a fantastic climax.Dorothy’s friend Trudy comes into town and they both seem to have a rather strange relationship that is based around snide comments, practical jokes, and an intense rivalry.
However, things take an abrupt turn when while playing a particularly intense round of Tennis on a very hot day, Trudy ends up dying and it leaves Dorothy feeling responsible.
The next issue? There was to be a big party at the house for welcoming Trudy in town but it leaves Dorothy having to explain to the group how she died…only after Sophia eases it out by bluntly telling them “Trudy’s dead”.
Bea Arthur kills in this scene doing a perfect comedic interpretation of despair as she wails “Welcome to the Dorothy Killed Trudy Party!!” and then rushing out of the room in a huff.
The twist? Trudy isn’t dead…and Dorothy knows this and convinces Trudy’s husband to come out with the secret and they stage a revenge by getting into bed and shocking Trudy when she arrives making for a hilarious final scene.
Sadly, no short clips exist of this episode on YouTube so I can’t include anything here, but Bea Arthur’s outburst is one of my favorite moments on a sitcom ever.
#7-Grab That Dough (Season 3) Written by Winifred Hervey Stallworth
Much like flashback episodes, I feel like sitcoms having their characters go on a game show is quite common and normally can make for classic or disastrous results.
In this case, our foursome gets a rather abrupt chance to go on a fictional game show called Grab That Dough but the process of getting to the taping is a disaster which leads them to not having a hotel room, the airline losing their luggage, and having to go on the show in the same clothes they slept in the night before (although they don’t look the least bit disheveled).
When at the taping, Blanche convinces Dorothy that Rose and Sophia are “dead weight” and that they should team up with two brothers who have had great successes with winning money on various game shows.
This leads to their being a rivalry between the foursome on two different teams and a back and forth between them of triumphs and failures. It is a perfect storm of hilarity.
Blanche’s introduction is priceless.
The final scene in which Blanche and Dorothy, after a come-from-behind victory to win the game, may be one of my favorite scenes from the show and as a young kid, I bowled over laughing as it unfolded. Blanche insists on giving up the money against her team’s wishes and exchanging it for a prize behind a door (sort of like Let’s Make a Deal) and after missing out on a new car and a brand new living room suite, they end up winning…a skillet and a years worth supply of soup. The reaction to it is priceless and you can’t help but laugh at it all.
#6-Not Another Monday (Season 5) Written by Gail Parent
Like most sitcoms, every now and again you get one of those “And now, a very special episode of…” ordeals where things take more of a turn towards the dramatic.
GOLDEN GIRLS was typically a little better with these episodes than others but they had their fair share of misfires. However, my favorite of these would probably be “Not Another Monday”, which may be just a smidge heavy-handed but I think it is still handled quite well.
In this one, writer Gail Parent (who had come from such illustrious gigs like MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN and THE TRACEY ULLMAN SHOW) manages to combine the ideas of birth and death into one episode. While Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose end up babysitting a young infant, Sophia is left with a more pressing dilemma: her friend Martha is wanting to commit suicide but she wants Sophia to be there to hold her hand as she dies.
The moment when Martha tells Sophia her intentions, there are no hints of comedy….in fact, the show evens uses its more dramatic and tense music motif that it only pulled out if a moment was going to be darker.
However, the episode does give us one classic comedic scene in which Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche attempt to sing Mr. Sandman in hopes to get the baby to sleep:
Despite loving that scene, I feel like the final scenes pack quite the emotional punch. Thankfully, I have Sophia’s final scene with Martha to share that goes into her convincing her that it isn’t her time to go:
There are two quotes from this scene that stand out to me:
“You wanted me to be here for your death…how about you let me be here for your life?” along with “We’re not in this life for peace”.
This scene shows us what range Estelle Getty had in what was often just a one-note role. Martha decides to remain alive and then in the final moments of the episode, they have Sophia encounter the baby and she decides to give it a little advice that it won’t understand but is a beauitful message nonetheless. Below is a full clip that shows both scenes:
#5-The Flu (Season 1) Written by James Berg and Stan Zimmerman
These four women are very close friends and we know they have a deep love for each other…but it is always fun when they get competitive and take stabs at each other.
The episode is set up that Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche are all contenders to win the “Friends of the Friends of Good Health Award” and they are intending to go to the ceremony only for all three of them to come down with the flu leaving Sophia as the only healthy roommate.
In what was already a tense rivalry is now made even more bitter while the three of them are sick.
Perhaps my favorite moment would be when Rose is looking for orange juice in the fridge, but Dorothy has the pitcher sitting with her at the table:
ROSE: Do we have any orange juice left?
DOROTHY proceeds to pour the rest of the pitcher into her own glass
DOROTHY: No, we’re all out.
The first scene in which all three are sick.
#4-In a Bed of Rose’s (Season 1) Written by Susan Harris
Susan Harris, the creator of GOLDEN GIRLS, didn’t want to be directly involved in the process like she had been on her pet project SOAP a few years prior so she only has about 8-9 episodes credited to her throughout the entire run with most of them confined to the first season.
My favorite of her first season episodes would have to be ‘In a Bed of Rose’s’, in which Rose has the unfortunate distinction of having a second man die after spending the night with her…the first being her husband Charlie.
This is a rather dark storyline but it is amazing how well the humor comes across. At first, Rose is understandably freaked out by this and she knows she must call her suitor’s sister with whom she knew was his closest relative…only to find out her suitor lied: it is his WIFE.
However, the wife isn’t the least bit upset with Rose when the secret comes out. Apparently Al, the suitor, was a nymphomaniac who slept around constantly and she reassures Rose to not feel guilty for this act.
Rose is especially scared to be with another man after this second incident but she does agree to go on a weekend retreat with Arnie, a man she had seen earlier in the season (and he didn’t die in that instance but whatever).
When she comes back, we get our final scene of the episode and it is another classic:
“I was set to go to her hanging!”
#3-End of the Curse (Season 2) Written by Susan Harris
While I would definitely say Susan Harris’ SICK AND TIRED from Season 5 was very personal to her (and contained some of Rue McClanahan’s best comedic work), this episode showcases a fantastic script from Harris, which is probably my favorite of her work, and it also has what might be the best acting from McClanahan.
Blanche is a character that I used to like a lot less compared to the other three. I always felt that she was simply the weakest and was also too mean at times…but the older I’ve gotten, the more that I have grown to adore Blanche and I especially love the nuances McClanahan brought to the role.
There was always more to Blanche than met the eye and despite the bravado and the confidence, she was essentially a woman afraid to grow old and a woman who longs to find the same connection she did with her dead husband George.
At first, Blanche thinks she is pregnant but it turns out to be menopause…something that the other ladies view as not a bad thing but Blanche views it as the end of her life.
Perhaps the best scene of the episode is when Blanche is talking to a psyschiatrist that the others recommend she see, and while in there, she brings up something that is often a moment of concern for any person: there are starting to look like their parents. She mentions how she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror and saw her mother’s face…”and it scared me to death”.
I wish a clip were available of the scene on YouTube but chances are if you are reading this, you will know that scene.
#2-Isn’t It Romantic? (Season 2) Written by Jeffrey Duteil
Jeffrey Duteil was just a freelance writer and this was his only credit on GOLDEN GIRLS…but for the love of God, he basically soared with this script. Frankly, the rest of my top 10 could be mixed around or maybe even switched out with a couple of episodes but my top 2 are definitive.
This episode was particularly bold for its time because while there had been SOME portrayals of gay men on primetime TV, there really wasn’t much said about Lesbians.
Dorothy’s friend Jean, who is a Lesbian who recently lost a partner, comes to visit and while in town, she connects with Rose and then admits to Dorothy that she might be falling in love with her.
At first, only Sophia knows about the fact that Jean is a Lesbian so Dorothy decides to confide in her about Jean’s proclamation about Rose, which leads to one of the best scenes of the entire series and also one of the truly defining moments of Blanche, who enters the room:
Eventually, Jean does confess to Rose (who ends up pretending to be asleep as she cannot even begin to decipher the news), but the two resolve the situation and Rose offers friendship which Jean happily accepts.
It should come as no surprise to anyone that GOLDEN GIRLS was the show to tackle such an episode in 1986…and despite the fact that LGBTQ characters are common and more accepted nowadays, the episode still holds up both as a script and as a snapshot of that time.
#1-A Little Romance (Season 1) Written by Mort Nathan & Barry Fanaro
The first half of the first season of THE GOLDEN GIRLS was sort of erratic. That isn’t to say it was bad but it sort of had to find its tone and look and energy. With the season’s 13th episode, they managed not only to avoid bad luck, but the show basically found its groove in the best way possible.
‘A Little Romance’ is a near-perfect script that has moments of great charm and pure hilarity. First, the episode begins with Sophia about to leave to attend her grandson’s Graduation in New Jersey, something she is not looking forward to but her leaving is key to a moment that will occur later.
After Sophia leaves, Rose is also on her way out because she has a date with a man, Dr. Jonathan Newman, but she seems incredibly apprehensive about the girls meeting him.
Finally, behind Rose’s back, Blanche calls Jonathan and invites him over for dinner which upsets Rose. Why the drama though?
Jonathan is a little person…which may certainly raise a few eyebrows.
At first, Blanche mistakes him for a child and slams the door in his face expecting that he is trying to sell them the Miami Herald.
Dorothy lets him in after asking him if he is “absolutely sure” he is Jonathan Newman…which leads to a series of great moments for Blanche:
This sequence is pure gold.
Jonathan ends up charming the trio with his wit and intelligence and then, in what is suspected to be another rough moment, Sophia abruptly returns from New Jersey and sees Jonathan. Expecting her to make a comment, Dorothy and Blanche get very tense but Sophia excuses herself to her bedroom.
Rose is also convinced that Jonathan is going to ask her to marry him which leads to her having a rather hilarious dream in which she is visited by her dead father played by dwarf actor Billy Barty (Blanche, in the dream: “DADDY?! You mean your dead daddy?!) and psychic Jeanne Dixon who offers no help whatsoever.
Rose does eventually decide that she will keep seeing Jonathan and accept any possible outcome, until the final scene when Jonathan drops a bombshell:
He can no longer see her because she isn’t Jewish. Rose is understandably upset by this but Rose being Rose, she is willing to let it go and accept that this is just a relgious preference (ugh……)
It does lead to one of the best lines of dialogue to end an episode though. A waiter approaches:
WAITER: How’s the shrimp?
ROSE: Sadly, I’ll never know. You see, he’s Jewish and we can’t see each other anymore.
Classic line and and classic episode. It just feels like such a great mix of comedy and heart and cynicism and whimsy…and it was the episode that made me fall in love with the show.
CONCLUSION: I do have quite a fondness for the show and I will often revisit it from time to time when I am in the need for Comfort Food TV…although oddly enough, I haven’t revisited it during the current pandemic that is happening as of this writing. Maybe I will change that today. And just for a good finale, here’s this gem:
For this to have not won the contest, Sondheim or the ghosts of the Gershwins better have written the winning selection.
I am going to tackle something that has been tackled hundreds of times before by copious amounts of people…and chances are, I won’t be saying anything new to some extent…though whatever, I felt compelled to talk about it.
THE SIMPSONS is a show that is still on the air as of this writing and will be approaching its 32nd season (though it remains to be seen how much COVID-19 will affect its schedule) and despite the fact that the show can still dish out solid episodes from time to time, it is definitely a shell of what it once was.
Despite the fact that its glory years are far into the past, those years still so shine so brightly and they hold up remarkably well today. I am going to try to narrow down what would be my personal top 10 favorite episodes of THE SIMPSONS along with five honorable mentions to sort of tide me over.
This proved to be incredibly difficult as certain plot lines and characters would come to mind and I would think about how I wanted to include an episode surrounding them…and then not have room for those episodes at all. No matter what, there are dozens and dozens of classic episodes that this small list won’t even get to go into and I think you’ll find several writeups on those episodes online.
What did I come up with?
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
THE PRESIDENT WORE PEARLS (Season 15): The only post Season 8 episode to make it this high. Lisa runs for Student Body President and ends up becoming an Eva Peron-esque figure.
BLACK WIDOWER (Season 3): The second appearance of Bart’s ultimate nemesis, Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) who is out to kill Bart after he ruined his plan to frame Krusty the Clown for a crime. In this episode, Bob is out of prison and is trying to marry Bart’s Aunt Selma…and Bart realizes he is intending to kill her.
ONE FISH, TWO DISH, BLOWFISH, BLUE FISH (Season 2): One of the earlier episodes that had a darker tone in which Homer supposedly eats some poisionous sushi and is told he has 24 hours to live and therefore seeks out to complete his bucket list.
MOTHER SIMPSON (Season 7): A very key episode in understanding Homer as he discovers his mother (voiced by Glenn Close) is really alive and on the run from the law (she had exposed Mr. Burns’ plan for Germ Warfare…another hilariously evil plotline about him). His desire to have a relationship with her and the pain when she has to keep running showcases Homer at his most vulnerable and lovable.
CAPE FEARE (Season 5): Perhaps the most famous of the Sideshow Bob episodes, this one parodies the legendary film CAPE FEAR and how the family has to go into Witness Protection on a boat to hide from Bob and his continued quest to murder Bart.
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#10-A STREETCAR NAMED MARGE (Season 4) Written by Jeff Martin
The marriage of Homer and Marge is often quite bewildering and it is often difficult to watch Marge put up with the insensitive antics and the lack of awareness constantly put out by Homer. In this episode, she decides to audition for a community theatre production: a musical adaptation of Tennessee Williams’ A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE…and despite telling Homer, he immediately forgets and she feels ignored by the family.
Marge ends up getting cast as the lead, Blanche, opposite her neighbor Ned Flanders (back before he became TOO religious to participate in such an event) as Stanley when the director, Llewellyn Sinclair sees similarities in Marge’s relationship with the oafish Homer is almost like that of Blanche and Stanley.
The episode is great in giving Marge a backbone and more of a story for herself as opposed to always being the supporting player to the rest of the family.
“A stranger’s just a friend you’ve never met!”
The subplot of the episode involves Maggie being a distraction in rehearsals leading Marge to have to leave her with a daycare: The Ayn Rand School for Tots….which is just pure genius. The daycare forces the babies to not have their pacifiers which is essentially the trademark of Maggie but she and the babies organize a plan to get them back, all to the theme from THE GREAT ESCAPE and ending with a priceless homage to THE BIRDS.
At the end, Homer does apologize and see the error of his ways but…we know he will return to them next week for better or worse.
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#9-HOMER’S ENEMY (Season 8) Written by John Swartzwelder
In many ways, ‘Homer’s Enemy’ addresses the elephant in the room right before the series is about to drown us in an increased level of Homer antics: how does a man like Homer Simpson coast through life with so little consequences?
We meet the character of Frank Grimes (voiced by Simpsons regular Hank Azaria after William H. Macy had to back out at the last minute), a life-long struggling person who has been through obstacle after obstacle and just recently got a job at the same Nuclear Plant as Homer.
Grimes is appalled at Homer’s laziness and incompetence and then things become more volatile when, after saving Homer’s life by hitting a vile of sulfuric acid that he was out about to drink out of hands, Mr. Burns admonishes him for causing damage to the wall (due to the splashed acid) and docks his pay.
This sets Grimes on a frustrating path where he simply cannot understand the life that he has culminating in one of the darker endings in SIMPSONS history:
Skip ahead a minute in for the bulk of it to begin
John Swartzwelder was always one of the best writers on the series as he best captured the more surreal aspects that made the show unique.
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#8-THE WAY WE WAS (Season 2) Written by Al Jean, Mike Reiss, & Sam Simon
Flashback episodes are often going to be classics or disasters but an episode like ‘The Way We Was’ falls on the side of true greatness because it shows why the relationship of Homer and Marge actually exists and persists.
Set around the typical backdrop of that a sitcom may use to begin such a story (the TV stops working), Marge and Homer tell the story of how they met in high school.
In the end, I think this episode may not seem as vibrant or as bold or as unique as others…but it is an important episode in establishing how much warmth and admiration was truly involved in their relationship considering all of the trials they’d be put through later on.
Hearing Homer tell Marge that he would be afraid to hug her because he would never want to let go is one of the sweetest things you could ever possibly hear…and whenever I think the show tries to decimate Homer as a character, I always try to remember that THIS Homer is still inside of him.
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#7-LEMON OF TROY (Season 6) Written by Brent Forrester
An absolutely delightful episode that goes into Springfield’s often discussed feud with the neighboring city Shelbyville. This time, the main premise is that a group of young boys from Shelbyville have stolen Springfield’s prized and beloved Lemon Tree.
This was one of the episodes during the reign of David Mirkin in which his staff truly found the right balance of the show’s original whismy and his new brand of broader sensibilities. The sense of community in this episode is quite infectious and fun…sort of in that sense of how you don’t let anyone mess with those you love but sure enough, Springfield will have their own battles again.
The final moments show that perhaps Springfield might be better off than Shelbyville…and thankfully the former gets to drink the juice of Lemons.
No wonder the citizens of Shelbyville wanted the Lemon Tree
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#6-BART SELLS HIS SOUL (Season 7) Written by Greg Daniels
Before going on to co-create KING OF THE HILL and adapt THE OFFICE for American television, Greg Daniels got his big break writing for THE SIMPSONS. His crown jewel was ‘Bart Sells His Soul’, an episode that was so well received that some Religious Studies and Philosophy courses have cited it as a rather potent approach on analyzing the nature and meaning of a soul.
Before going any further though, this episode surges right out of the gate with one of the best opening bits the show ever did: Bart’s Hymnal Prank.
“This sounds like rock and/or roll”
After getting snitched out for the hilarious prank by Milhouse, Bart is forced to do work around the church…along with Milhouse since he is forced to help. During a round of cleaning, Bart proclaims there is no such thing as a soul. Milhouse then promptly offers to buy his soul for $5 and once Lisa finds out, she expresses concern that Bart will end up regretting it.
Soon after, Bart begins experiencing strange incidents and has a nightmare that prompts him to beg Milhouse for his soul back, but he won’t return it for anything less than $50.
Philosophers have often debated if we are actually born with a soul or if we have to earn one. In some ways, Bart seems to search through himself and comes out perhaps actually gaining more of a soul than he may have had before.
The final moments of the episode are truly classic TV:
#5-KRUSTY GETS KANCELLED (Season 4) Written by John Swartzwelder
No show has as many great secondary characters as THE SIMPSONS does and near the top of that list is the cantankerous Borscht-Belt-esque Kiddie TV host Krusty The Clown, cynical and raspy-voiced and always ready to push some merchandise for a quick buck.
Bart, in particular, idolizes Krusty and with the help of Lisa they will help Krusty stage a comeback special after his show was cancelled due to competition from a children’s show hosted by ventriloquist Arthur Crandall and his dummy Gabbo.
I think this episode is a prime example of how the show was able to have guest stars on voicing as themselves without having to resort to cheesy gimmicks and bizarre situations just to make it work.
Here, the show is able to get the likes of Johnny Carson (which was impressive as this was post-retirement), Hugh Hefner, Bette Midler, Elizabeth Taylor, and The Red Hot Chili Peppers all based around the fact they are here to help Krusty…well not Elizabeth Taylor, blame her agent for that.
I just felt this was the show’s best attempt at “going Hollywood” and yet keeping it grounded in reality.
Sondheim was proud of the parody of his most popular song
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#4-WHO SHOT MR. BURNS Part 1 & 2 (Season 6/7) Written by Bill Oakley/Josh Weinstein & Wes Archer)
Mr. Burns is one of the greatest TV villains of all time and by this point in the series, he had put Springfield through pure an utter hell (hilariously of course). Looking for a way to spruce up the show as he had been doing as a relatively new showrunner, David Mirkin and his staff devised this cliffhanger parody of the legendary storyline from DALLAS: Who Shot J.R.?
I feel like this two-part episode is a masterclass in satirical parody and it plays wonderfully if you were ever hooked into shows like DALLAS and how they played out such stories…but they even go as far to parody other famous TV mysteries such as adding TWIN PEAKS to the mix:
For a TWIN PEAKS superfan, this is pure gold
The actual reveal of the shooter is brilliant because it, too, falls under a typical soap opera trope: the culprit is either expendable as a character or the culprit has reasons that prevent them from facing punishment.
In this case, the shooter (SPOILER ALERT) was Maggie the baby!
And the show will even make meta-references to this silly development for years to come.
“No jury in the world is gonna convict a baby…well, except maybe in Texas.”
Pure satirical gold!
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#3-LISA’S SUBSTITUTE (Season 2) Written by Jon Vitti
While the earlier seasons of THE SIMPSONS were seen as an attack on the typical American sitcom, they also had something that made them very special: a heart of gold among the cynicism. A lot of this was due to the direct involvement of James L. Brooks, who often only acted as a consultant rather than a writer but also pushed for more heart and stories for Marge and Lisa.
I feel like I am always drawn to Lisa’s episodes and this one is the ultimate for me and it also deals with an issue that can be particularly difficult for children: a disconnect from a parent.
Lisa has never been one to have any kind of similar interests to her father Homer nor does he seem to really enjoy a lot of her favorite things. However, Lisa was always seeking approval and it was obvious she wanted Homer to be a figure to look up to in her life.
Instead, her ideal father figure shows up in the form of a substitute teacher named Mr. Bergstrom, voiced by guest star Dustin Hoffman.
I think one of the biggest successes of the episodes is how delicately the relationship between Bergstrom and Lisa is handled because it could come off as quite creepy but instead, you find it to be incredibly warm and moving…and it helps that Bergstrom goes to the source (Homer) and instead finds him to be hopeless.
This leads to what may be the most touching scene in the show’s history and one of the more iconic when Lisa discovers Bergstrom is living Springfield for another gig:
This scene made me tear up when I first saw it as a 6 year old
In the final moments of the episode, Lisa is still devastated by the departure of Bergstrom and as to be expected, Homer is not the least bit sensitive to the matter and finally sets Lisa off.
Sadly, I cannot find a good quality clip of the ending scene but it starts with Lisa referring to Homer as a “Baboon” and she runs off crying to her room. While the usage of the word ‘baboon’ is humorous as is Homer’s reaction to it, the devastation of Lisa is heartbreaking.
Homer eventually goes to Lisa’s room and in his own silly way (acting like a baboon) he is able to get Lisa back on his side in another really touching moment.
The B-Plot of the episodes is mostly inconsequential but works well as a comedic buffer and that revolves around Bart running for class president against the dorky Martin. One of the funnier images from this story is Bart’s poster, which says “SEX!” in big red font on the top…because it sells after all.
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#2-MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL (Season 4) Written by Conan O’Brien
While this episode is often lambasted by the SIMPSONS cast for the same reasons the fans hate many of the later episodes for being too big and bold and not truly based in reality, I have to stick with the majority of the fans on this one and say this is the prime example of THE SIMPSONS excelling when dealing with a truly ridiculous plot.
Writer Conan O’Brien, in his last episode before he would be chosen as the successor to David Letterman’s NBC show, said the basis for this episode came when he saw a billboard in Los Angeles that simply said the word “Monorail”.
With that in mind, he came up with what is easily my favorite absurd plot in the history of the series.
When Mr. Burns is fined $3 million for dumping nuclear waste into a park, the city now has a surplus that Mayor Quimby wants to invest in a town project. Marge lobbies hard for the re-paving of Springfield’s city streets and the town seems on her side until a fast talking salesman appears in the door way. This is Lyle Lanley, voiced by frequent guest star and the sorely missed Phil Hartman, and he has a proposal:
Harold Hill has been reincarnated
Springfield, as a town, is always prone to mobs whether they be joyous or angry…and they all rejoice in having a fancy new monorail system. Marge is the lone holdout as she begins to see right through the cunning ways of Lyle and it is up to her to save Springfield, especially when Homer gets to be the conductor of said monorail.
The final couple minutes of the episode…with a random guest appearance by Leonard Nimoy “IT’S NOT BATMAN!!”
In 1995, Yeardley Smith, the voice of Lisa, called this the worst episode of THE SIMPSONS…although I would still be shocked if she felt that way. I can see why she and the cast had issues with this episode because of its abstract and over-the-top story but I still feel this was the best representation of such a story.
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#1-LAST EXIT TO SPRINGFIELD (Season 4)-Written by Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
Perhaps it is the Socialist in me that likes this episode?
I feel like this is sort of an anti-climatic choice as it is a frequent selection as the best, or at least one of the best, episodes of the series. For me, everything about Last Exit to Springfield is a snapshot of what made THE SIMPSONS truly remarkable when it was at the peak of its powers, and this would be the last episode written by the writing team of Kogen & Wolodarsky…they will be sorely missed.
The main premise of the episode revolves around Homer, of all people, organizing a strike AND becoming president of the Springfield Nuclear Power Trade’s Union once he discovers that his boss, the hilariously evil C. Montgomery Burns, is disposing of the company’s dental plan around the same time that Marge tells him Lisa will need braces…and as expected, they cannot afford them out-of-pocket.
The scene in which Homer makes this connection is classic as is the follow-up:
“DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES!”
In the book PLANET SIMPSON, author Chris Turner also shares the opinion of this being the best episodes of the series saying it “should be taught in history, economics, social studies, literature, and art classes. It’s flawless”.
I do agree with him. It is hard to believe that THE SIMPSONS were once considered counter-culture but it’s true. This was a time when the series could tackle such an issue as the importance of Unions and the horror of the American Health Care system (two things that are greatly apparent and relevant in our culture today) and manage to do it with class and also great wit.
THE SIMPSONS could be great with a relatively quick low-blow joke and I quite love one of those that is contained in this episode: The Big Book of British Smiles:
“MAKE IT STOP!!”
I have always had a fondness for the character of Lisa Simpson and her liberal beliefs and wisdom beyond her years. I do quite enjoy how they utilize that side of her in this episode as she is seen singing and playing the guitar (instead of her saxophone) just like she were someone straight out of the 1960s:
Also: This clip includes scenes with Burns and Smithers which show more of the show’s trademark wit and also how wonderful those two characters are.
The episode contains one of my favorite endings of any SIMPSONS episode, which is able to put a spin on the typical treacly ending that many family sitcoms often have by poking fun at it and tying it in with the plot at hand.
Homer’s response is classic…and then Lisa’s new braces make for a funny ending that mocks cheesy sitcom finale bumpers.
It is truly one of my favorite episodes of any television series ever…but frankly, THE SIMPSONS has dozens and dozens of those among that list.
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CONCLUSION: That’s the end of that! I hope you enjoyed my list and that the clips selected helped convey my love for these episodes. Next time, I will probably attempt to rank my top 10 favorite seasons of THE SIMPSONS…though, spoiler alert, it will be a mix of the first ten season more than likely.